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03 June 2007

Baby Seal Flatulence: Friend or Foe???

Build up your Carbon Offsets with the help of this Pup!!
Alaska Imbedded Blog #2





Now we have evidence that the "Global Warming" threat in Alaska has actually been caused by the extreme flatulence of Baby Seal Pups. Indeed, the Baby Seal has a more concetrated amount of methane in it's anal gas due to the rich nature of the Seal mother's milk, that it consumes during the first year of its life. The question is...So why NOW????
As the environmental "do gooders" have been protesting the centuries old practice of clubbing baby seals, the baby seal population has been increasing at an alarming rate.
Soooo...less Pups being clubed = more pups sucking momma's tit=more baby seal pup farts.
Now as an advocate of the environmental balance equation, this Blog has introduced a way for you, the casual blogee, to GIVE BACK .
You can now play the link of the site below and build up your "Carbon Offsets/ Credits" by playing the "Club the Baby Seal" game. Whack as many pups as you need: driving the old lady out to dinner...whack about four pups....planning a family vacation to Tahiti, well you better get started then!!!
Not only will you feel better about your "Carbon Footprint", but you might get a nice fur coat out of it as well!

Club The Baby Seal

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