Mom Approves? Did she even look as this picture???

Hialeah teacher charged with having sex with student, 15
A religious school teacher was charged over the weekend with sexual battery on a teenager -- hours after the two returned home from a trip to Disney World.


Maria Guzman Hernandez


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BY CAROL MARBIN MILLER AND JENNIFER LEBOVICH
cmarbin@MiamiHerald.com
When police wanted to question a teacher accused of having an affair with an eighth-grader at a private religious school, she was out of town -- vacationing at Disney World with the student.
Upon her return Saturday, 32-year-old Maria Guzman Hernandez, a sixth-grade teacher at Hialeah's Our Lady of Charity, admitted to Hialeah police she'd had sex with the 15-year-old.
Hernandez was charged with sexual battery on a child over whom she had custodial authority, a charge similar to statutory rape.
The boy's mother, who acknowledged to both police and Department of Children & Families investigators that she approved of the relationship, is under investigation by both agencies for permitting the teen to have a months-long affair with the teacher, and for consenting to the theme park trip.
Hernandez and the teen had a ''sexual relationship'' for several months, and the boy told police they had been ''sexually active'' since March, according to a police report. The two met at the school, 1900 W. 44th Pl.
Detective Carl Zogby, a Hialeah police spokesman, said many of the couple's romantic encounters occurred at the apartment the boy shared with his mother.
''She apparently didn't find anything wrong with it, thought that the teacher was a nice enough person and a good influence on her son,'' Zogby said.
The teacher, who had been in good standing at the school, was asked to resign.
After being read her rights, Hernandez, who had been a teacher at the school for four years, admitted to having sex with the teen, Hialeah Detective Felix Mendigutia wrote in the police report.
She was released on $10,000 bail Sunday afternoon, according to Janelle Hall, a jail spokeswoman.
Hernandez, who is estranged from her husband, told DCF investigators ''she was going through a lot in her life,'' said Jacqui Colyer, chief of the Miami DCF office. Hernandez's two children attend the Hialeah school.
Police have not charged the boy's mother, though they are still investigating her actions and deciding whether to file charges, Zogby said. The Miami Herald is not naming her in order to protect her son's identity.
A separate DCF investigation into whether the mom failed to protect her son is ongoing, Colyer said.
The mom told authorities she had consented to the affair.
''She didn't see anything wrong with it, and that's the challenge,'' Colyer said.
DCF has not removed the boy from his mother's custody, but the agency is planning to ask a child welfare judge to order the mom to accept services from the state. DCF has offered counseling to the boy and the rest of his family, Colyer said.
The mother migrated to the United States from Cuba.
In South Florida, the social service agency frequently provides outreach and education to new migrants whose parenting philosophies may not be acceptable, Colyer said.
''Parents can not allow their children to have [sexual] relationships with adults. That's just not acceptable in the United States,'' Colyer said. ``That will not be acceptable under any circumstances.''
Rumors began circulating at the school around May 20. For two days, principal Xenia Torres struggled with whether to report the rumored affair to DCF's abuse hot line, but a school attorney insisted they had no choice under a state law that mandates the reporting of all suspected child abuse or neglect, Colyer said.
DCF's abuse hot line received a report about the couple on Friday, and police were notified/, said a police spokesman.
Torres, the school's principal, declined to discuss Hernandez's arrest with a reporter Tuesday. ''It's currently under investigation, and I'm not at liberty to say anything,'' she said.
Though the school identifies itself as a Catholic private school in state Department of Education records, Our Lady of Charity is not affiliated with the Roman Catholic Church, said Mary Ross Agosta, a spokeswoman for the Archdiocese of Miami.
Cheryl Etters, a spokeswoman for the Department of Education, said the state has not received any complaints about the school, which accepts students from pre-kindergarten through grade nine.

And I thought I was the only one with this regeret:

Brooke Shields: I Would've Lost My Virginity Earlier
Monday, May 25, 2009


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Brooke Shields
Brooke Shields told Health magazine she would have lost her virginity a lot sooner than she did — at age 22 — if it weren't for her body issues.
"I had the public and all this pressure, and I wish I had just gotten it over with in the beginning when it was sort of OK," Shields said in a question and answer session with the magazine. "I think I would have been much more in touch with myself."
She says her biggest health regret was not learing to love the way she looked earlier.
"I think I wouldn’t have had issues with weight — I carried this protective 20 pounds [in college]," she said. "It was all connected. And to me, that’s a health regret."

maybe that was my problem...I was "more in touch with myself"!!

New Event in the Hillbilly Olympics...Baby Hurling

Woman Charged With Hurling Baby in Car Seat at Wal-Mart Employee
Monday, May 25, 2009

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Police have charged a woman who they say used a child car seat with a 2-month-old infant inside to hit a Wal-Mart employee.
Detective Monique Martin said in a news release Monday that Camilla Fields of Memphis, Tenn., was charged with felony child abuse and neglect and assault. Police did not know if she had an attorney.
A police report from the Wednesday incident says Fields was carrying the car seat when she was confronted by a security guard about shoplifting.
Police say Fields threw the seat and ran away, causing the baby to land face down on the pavement. A paramedic treated the baby until the child regained consciousness.
The child's mother, Stacey Cleaves, was also charged with false reporting and child neglect

and I thought "Baby Hurling" was when they were puking up green pea baby food!!

How'd they miss him in the Draft??

May 2: Firefighters investigate the collapsed canopy that covered the Dallas Cowboys indoor football facility in Irving, Texas.

I thought you had to be an ex-con (one in waiting) to be drafted by the "Plowboys"!!


IRVING, Texas — The Dallas Cowboys used advice from an ex-con who falsified his educational credentials to make major structural reinforcements to a collapsed practice facility.
The Dallas Morning News reports that the consultant, Jeffrey Lawrence Galland, was engineering director of a Las Vegas company called JCI even though he had no engineering license.
Galland, 42, said JCI president Scott Jacobs, who is a licensed engineer, supervised his Cowboys work.
The Cowboys declined to comment.
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Galland was arrested in 1994 after breaking into a home and pointing a gun at a woman in Great Falls, Mont., police there said. Charges included burglary and assault.
The tentlike practice facility came crashing down in fierce winds May 2, permanently paralyzing scouting assistant Rich Behm.

i wonder if she'll break out the prison maternity jumpsuit?

Mary Kay Letourneau hosts 'Hot for Teacher' night
May 21, 2009

SEATTLE—Mary Kay Letourneau and her former sixth-grade student -- the father of her two youngest children -- are hosting a "Hot for Teacher" night at a Seattle nightclub. Letourneau, now 47, served 7 1/2 years in prison after she was convicted of raping Vili Fualaau, now 26. They were married four years ago this week.

The bar's owner said Letourneau has served her sentence, she's married her former student, and it's OK for them to have some fun on a Saturday night.
Mike Morris, owner of Fuel Sports Eats & Beats, said this is the third time Letourneau and Fualaau have hosted a "Hot for Teacher" night at the nightclub. The event begins at 9:30 p.m. Saturday.
The couple first met when Fualaau was in the second grade. Their relationship became sexual when he was 12 and she was a 34-year-old married mother of four.

Do you supposed they charged the kids for the show

Nice hickey on her neck. Nothing like marking your property.
Cops: Kids on board while Ohio couple got busy in car's front seat

MAY 18--Meet Danica Wallace and Jeremy Welch. The Ohio couple was arrested Friday after cops spotted them having sex in a car while Welch's two small children were in the vehicle's back seat. According to a Springfield Police Department report, Wallace, age 24, was driving a Ford Taurus when she and Welch, 29, "pulled off the roadway to have sex."

When police approached the vehicle, they discovered Wallace, naked from the waist down, astride a similarly pantsless Welch, who was seated in the front passenger seat.

Welch, who was "extremely intoxicated," offered cops a simple explanation for the pair's conduct: "We got horny and just wanted to fuck!!"

Wallace, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, claimed to have only consumed a 22-ounce bottle of Budweiser. "I'm not completely drunk," she assured police.

Wallace was charged with drunk driving, child endangerment, and possession of drug paraphernalia. Welch was charged with public indecency. Wallace's children, ages four and 22 months, were turned over to a friend of hers. Wallace and Welch are pictured in mug shots taken at the Clark County Jail.

The Sweaty Betty Club Re-vised

Study Finds Why Some Men Are 'Chubby Chasers'
Thursday, April 16, 2009

Describe the perfect woman. Is she blonde, or brunette? Petite, or tall? Slender — or fat?
For a certain subset of the male population — referred to in the scientific community as "fat admirers" (FAs)— overweight women are the ideal.
And a recent study, published in The Journal of Sex Research, finds that not only do FAs prefer overweight women, but that they also find a wider range of body sizes attractive than other men do.
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The study asked two groups of men — those who were scouted at FA events, and those who did not identify with the subculture — to rate black-and-white photographs of 10 female body types.
Both groups were asked which figure they desired the most, as well as the largest and thinnest figures that they found attractive.

The FAs were most attracted to the photo of a woman with a body mass index of 29.24.
BMIs are computed by dividing weight in kilograms by height in meters squared; according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, a body mass index of 25 to 29.9 qualifies a person as overweight, while those who are obese have a BMI of 30 or higher.
For example, a 5’6” woman at 155 pounds is overweight, and is obese at 190 pounds. (To find your BMI using metric measurements, use the CDC’s calculator.
Furthermore, the study found that FAs considered a wider range of figures to be appealing, including those of two emaciated women (with BMIs lower than 15).


Viren Swami, a psychology professor at England's University of Westminster and a lead researcher on the study, says that these findings suggest a rejection of the "sociocultural norms of attractiveness."
"Most [FAs] understand that their ideals of beauty are not 'mainstream,' but I don't think it's really perceived as something rebellious," Swami told LiveScience. "'Natural' is a word that often crept up in my conversations with FAs, i.e., they viewed their preferences as normal; it was just that mainstream society didn't 'accept' those ideals."
The control group, meanwhile, supported those conventional ideals, finding the figure with a BMI of 18.45 — which, technically, qualifies as underweight — the most attractive. They also rated the overweight and obese images more negatively overall than the FAs did.
FAs might be fighting stereotypes, but do they concern themselves with the weight-related health issues that come along with that resistance?
"For some, [health] didn't matter," Swami says. "Others are more strongly involved with fat acceptance movements, and are trying to redefine what is meant by 'healthy.'"
Obesity as healthy? Fat chance.

BYOBoF---(bring your own bag of flour)

I thought having glitter on you from the stripper was impossible to explain...

Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash.
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.
The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

I "Googled".. Goat Farts.. and this is what I got..

Mirconation launches worlds first soverign goat bond and carbon FART program
By Repulic of Sino Burma Burundi, Republic of Contact publisher via email

Government: National March 30, 2009

The Republic of Sino Burma is proud to launch 2 important financial products. The Soverign Goat bond issue and the carbon FART program shows Micronations are at the forefront of financial innovation.

Burundi, Republic of (Press Release) March 30, 2009 --
The Republic of Sino Burma http://www.nationstates.net/sino_burma , is launching its first government Goat bond.Since the country's main industry is agriculture of animals specifically export of dairy products from the abundance of goats and cows in the country, the government, being advised by elite group of US firm Leavem Broker investment Advisors will be able to provide a government backed security on the bond by Securitisation of the income from export of that national dairy produce of the country."Goats and cow milk is the main product of our country's booming agricultural economy. By utilizing the financial skills of Wail Street's Leavem Brokers Advisors, we are proud to launch the first global Goat bond issue at a sovereign level " mentions the Minister of Agriculture.A representative of Leavem Broker mentioned they are proud (and relieved) that they are able to advise the government of Sino Burma on such an innovative financial scheme and hope that it will pave the way for them to advise on other Micronations on bringing the creative uses of Wall St securitization programs to third world Micronations." We are advising in creative areas like carbon capture for Micronations. Reducing carbon emittance via way of capturing cow and goat flatulence ( farm animal flatulences is one of the largest forms of carbon emittance's in the third world according to carbon energy reports). "We believe that Sino Burma - with its abundance of cows and goats - can lead the way in a new breed of carbon derivatives products amongst agricultural Mirconations we have termed the - carbon Financial Animal emissions Reduction Treaty (FART) program" mentions Leavem Broker advisor.

maybe Google should have "googled" this first before they hired all them goats.

But what about Goat Flatuence???

Google Gets Goats to Mow Lawn at Company Headquarters
Monday, May 04, 2009 By Frank Carnevale



Last week, Google brought in a herd of goats to mow the grass on its Mountain View, Calif. headquarters rather than using lawnmowers.
The company said that it wanted to take a more "low-carbon" approach with the goats reducing the company's contribution to air and noise pollution.
The cost of hiring the 200-some goats is about the same price as mowing, but the goats were "a lot cuter to watch."
PETA responded to a TechCrunch call about the goats, saying that though they have no problem with letting goats do what they do, they do have concerns about how they were transported and whether they have enough shelter and water.
Google said that though the goats were not technically employees, "each goat is entitled to a free organic lunch."

Russian Mail Order Bride

Woman Accused of Using Liquid Soap Chaser Before Trying to Bite Flight Crew
Monday, May 04, 2009
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BANGOR, Maine — A British woman allegedly had an in-flight meal of prescription drugs, wine and liquid soap — before trying to bite the crew of a London-bound jetliner.
Galina Rusanova punched and kicked flight attendants on the Chicago-based United Airlines flight after downing two or three bottles of wine, prescription drugs and liquid soap from the jet's lavatory, prosecutors said.
As the scuffle escalated, Rusanova snapped "like a dog" while trying to bite an attendant, prosecutors said.
The FBI said the Russian-born London resident had gone to Los Angeles to visit a man she met over the Internet and was returning Wednesday when her flight was diverted to Bangor.
Rusanova appeared in U.S. District Court for a detention hearing there Monday, where she's charged with assault and interference with a flight crew.
No one answered the phone at defense lawyer Matthew Erickson's office.

Okay, so now flight crews are going to be tested for "liquid lavatory soap" abuse!!

I say BABUSHKA !!!!

Sorry Arnold Ziffell..But Rosie Wins the Blind Pig Contest

Nike ready to promote the SPORTS BURQA

Saudi Arabia clamps down on unlicensed female gyms

By Asma Alsharif Asma Alsharif – Thu Apr 30, 2:04 pm ET
JEDDAH (Reuters) – "Let her get fat!" is the slogan women in Saudi Arabia are using to challenge a clampdown on female-only gyms.
Unhappy at the growing number of unlicensed female gyms, the Ministry of Municipal and Rural Affairs recently closed two in the Red Sea city of Jeddah and one in the city of Dammam on the Gulf Arab coast for not having a license.
In response, newspaper columnists and bloggers are promoting the sarcastic line "let her get fat!" as a way of fighting back, though it is likely to be a losing battle.
In Saudi Arabia, where clerics have extensive influence in society, gyms are sexually segregated because of conservative tribal and religious values.
Female participation in sports has long been a controversial issue in the kingdom, with physical education banned from public girls' schools and clerics issuing religious prohibitions on female participation in sports.
While male gyms get licenses from a government sports body, female gyms have no official authority overseeing them.
"The idea of female fitness is non-existent within our government," said Fouziah Alouni, a prominent women's rights campaigner.
"Depriving women of this is yet another way of marginalizing them. Give us a justifiable reason or leave woman alone. This is unbearable."
The result has been high rates of diabetes and even bone frailty among women, which the Ministry of Health says it wants to combat.
"Football and basketball are sports that require a lot of movement and jumping," Sheikh Abdullah al-Maneea, member of the official Supreme Council of Religious Scholars, said in a religious opinion published in Okaz newspaper Thursday.
He said such excessive movement may harm girls who are still virgins, possibly causing them to lose their virginity.
"There is a school of thought that unfortunately exists and which has a distorted interpretation of Islam," said Lina Al-Maeena, who organises basketball training in Jeddah.
Women's gyms can only exist inside hospitals as "health centres" supervised by the Ministry of Health but prices are so high, at least 1,000 riyals ($266) a month, that only the affluent can afford membership.
Cheaper versions have sprung up under name "beauty salon" or "studio" but now their future is in doubt.
Madawi Al-Hassoun of the Jeddah Chamber of Commerce said the chamber has been trying for three years to find a government body prepared to take on board licensing female gyms.
"Some people don't like women to go out of their homes. This is a common struggle for female businesses in Saudi," she said.

This country believes that the "Camel Toe" should stay on the Camel!!