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31 May 2007

San Francisco Update #3- by Embedded Blogger Iceman


I Found out where to find the hot women in SF. Just go to the Whole Foods Market at lunchtime...OHHHH, MY GOD !!!!! Just hanging out in the produce section by the cucumbers and using the old line from "Animal House"!!!
Anyway, as I'm in the check out line (the transvestite cashier that is normaly there must of had the day off) I see this magazine called "BARK!! Dog is my Co-pilot" And one of the headers on the cover says, "Is your dog being bullied???" I just started laughing so hard!!!
How many carbon credits were used to print that piece of crap???? I'm sure the folks that buy that garbage are into OWL Gore's Global Warming BS.
Next Stop...Anchorage

San Francisco Update #2- by Embedded Blogger Iceman


Okay, so I go jogging around noon, and it is still freezing. I was one of the few joggers in shorts and a t-shirt . The other joggers I saw were either in spandex or sweat shirt/pants. (remember that I'm in San Francisco..it was the guys in spandex and the girls in sweats). The Englander Tourist (as Ernest "T" Bass would call those from Great Britain) were all bundled up (and you know how lousy their weather is). I did over hear one of the Englander Ladies tell her hubby how "grand" it was to have a room at the hotel that actually had air conditioning!!
Day in SF......$0
Running shoes..Already had 'em
Getting to jog by the Bay and spit on every "Anti-War" poster....PRICELESS

Paris Hilton - The Free Paris Wristband















Paris Hilton - The Free Paris

Now, you can show your support for all to see! Select the quantity of Free Paris wristbands you would like, and click the picture to place your order. Shipping discount applies to multiple quantities.These wristbands are high-quality, silicone wristbands with an engraved logo. These are a Limited Edition print, so order several before they run out.

Your order will be shipped via USPS First Class mail in 3-5 business days. ** For every band sold. One dollar wil be donated to theBrentShaprio Foundation for Drug Awarenes, in honor of Paris' late friend, Brent.


Now I can't wait to have one of these (I wonder if it comes in "Trojan XL"?? or in the case of Al Gore: size "teenee weenie weenie")

Whales return to the Pacific--Global Warming or Climate Cooling


As previously stated, I have imbedded myself into the heart of the enemy, today I am in San Franciso investigating this errant whale story. Now you might want to believe all of the village idiots (and it does take a village to raise one) and think that Global Warming is the root of all out of the norm happenings with our environment. But as in the case with this whales I have concluded a few things.
1) Today in San Francisco, I Froze my butt off as I walked to breakfast, (Overcast and 52deg) Even the obligitory street corner transvestites on Polk ST had "Stiff Nipples"!!
2) The whales followed the cool water into the bay and eventually the Sacramento River. Cold water due to the "SNOW MELTING" from the Sierra Nevada's.
3) Whales have been traversing this coastline a lot longer than we have had the technology to track them (ie, liberals in rubber boats).
4) With all of the talk of carbon footprints, I dare say that more carbon was burned following these stupid whales than all of the whale poop combined in the North Pacific. In fact, i'm willing to bet that more damage was done to the environment by these "do Gooders" than Al Gore's monthly utility bill.
5) And to top it off, when one of the countless, homeless bums sleeping in the "Streets of San Francisco" asked for a handout.... I had to tell 'em.." Sorry dude, I gave all of my Carbon Credits to the "Follow the Whales" fund!!!
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By Jeff Chiu, AP
A Coast Guard boat patrols the water in the San Francisco bay, Wednesday. Two lost whales last spotted near the Golden Gate Bridge may have slipped back into the Pacific Ocean after a two-week sojourn that took them 90 miles inland up the Sacramento River, scientists said Wednesday.
By John Ritter, USA TODAY
SAN FRANCISCO — Rescuers have lost the two lost whales.
Search boats and helicopters scoured San Francisco Bay and open ocean outside it on Wednesday but saw no sign of the mother humpback and her calf. The pair had been spotted less than 10 miles from the Golden Gate Bridge late Tuesday near Tiburon, Calif.
The whales might have slipped beneath the bridge under cover of darkness and returned to familiar waters of the Pacific Ocean after milling around in an inland river delta for more than two weeks.

Damage from climate change could cost Alaska $10 billion


Damage from climate change could cost Alaska $10 billion - USATODAY.com
As your "inbedded blogger", I will personally investigate these untruths of Global Warming. Stay tuned.....

In case you missed it

It turns out that there is published data on Global Warming that the so-called rise in Earth's Temperature, might, just might be related to the Sun. Click the link and see what OWLGORE hasn't been telling you.

World Climate Report » Neptune News:

"Incredibly, an article has appeared in a recent issue of Geophysical Research Letters showing a stunning relationship between the solar output, Neptune’s brightness, and heaven forbid, the temperature of the Earth. "

Have to take a few days off from Blogging, so, Ice, it's all yours!

Police recover 1,500 pairs of girls’ shoes stolen from schools

Appleton Post-Crescent: Your Fox Cities News Source - Police recover 1,500 pairs of girls’ shoes stolen from schools
One of Al Gore's groupies decides to take on the "Carbon Footprint" of teenage school girls!!!
WAUKESHA — Police recovered more than 1,500 pairs of girls’ shoes stolen from Waukesha schools from a man arrested for burglary, Lt. William H. Graham said today.

“He liked to smell them,” Graham said.
The 27-year-old Kenosha man worked for a cable company and collected keys to the schools as he responded to calls, he said.Police arrested him after a security video showed him entering North High School on May 20 and leaving with some items. They tracked the man through his vehicle registration.On Thursday, officers searched the man’s home and a rented storage unit, recovering the shoes. They also found school yearbooks, keys, a bolt cutter and other items they said could be related to the burglaries of three Waukesha public high schools and one middle school during the past two years.The man was expected to be charged in Waukesha County Circuit Court today, Capt. Mike Babe said. Police said they believe he broke into the schools to steal tennis shoes.The man has a previous conviction for stealing shoes from Kenosha Tremper High School in 2005.
I think he should go take care of Imelda Marcos' collection in Manila..

30 May 2007

I just don't know what to say about this

Stay for the guitar smashing at the end. I'm thinking me and ice will be there soon

29 May 2007

New Hollywood Squares

This is the swimsuit competition from the Miss Universe pageant, but it looks like they used the old Hollywood Squares set. Wouldn't this be better than Whoopi Goldberg or even Paul Lynde in the center square.

Update - Transexuals in Religion of Peace

The one with the beard is the 'husband' who was really a woman, who became a 'man' of the couple we posted about earlier. The court in Pakistan sent the couple to jail for 3 years for this.

I wonder whether the 'husband' will be in the men's or women's prison? I'm also guessing that pretty 'boi' Omar won't last very long on the men's side.

What are you looking at?

Signs of the Apocalypse - a continuing feature

A cheese rolling festival in Coopers Hill, Gloucester, England. And yes, the cheese is upright but the people aren't!

Legislative Deliberations

Religion of Peace style.

This is an intimate debate in the Turkish Parliament yesterday. I'm not sure who the good guy might be.

Boy, was this a fantasy, back when!

28 May 2007

Residents not sure two bullets enough to stop giant lizard






















Residents not sure two bullets enough to stop giant lizard - CNN.com
I grew up a mile from this town...now I know what happened to that little lizard I had as a kid. You see, I was watching "Johnny Quest" and he and Hadji were being cornered by these big ass lizzrds. I wanted one so bad after seeing that episode, so I saw one of these lizards advertised in "GRIT Magazine", (it was right next to the cardbord submarine that was only $19.99). My mom had a fit so I let it go in the orange groves a couple of blocks from my house.
Oh, and how did Johnny and Hadji escape from their peril, well of course it was Race Bannon whooping up on those bad lizards (after of course, after having his way with his biatch, Jade...)

Brikeback Down Under?

Why would anyone not gay...?

Gay Aussie hotel wins right to ban heterosexuals, lesbians:

May 28 05:00 AM US/Eastern

An Australian hotel popular with gay men has won the right to refuse entry to heterosexuals and lesbians, officials and the owner said Monday.

The Peel Hotel in Melbourne won an exemption from the Equal Opportunity Act to prevent insults and abuse directed toward gays in its bars and nightclubs, owner Tom McFeely told AFP.

'The hotel predominantly markets itself towards homosexual males, towards gay men and we want to protect the integrity of the venue as well as continue to make the men feel comfortable,' McFeely said.

'When large numbers of heterosexuals or even lesbians are in the hotel that changes the atmosphere and many gay men can feel uncomfortable.'"

Would want then uncomfortable just before the proctology exam!

Kansas City Barbeque - San Diego


Kansas City Barbeque - San Diego

So this is how old I really am.....
I'm in San Diego for my umpteenth time, But find out about this KC BBQ Where they filmed "Top Gun". (Guy #2 has probably been there, but never shared this with me) Well, seeing as how I am the "Iceman" ( A story that cannot be told on this site due to liability issues), I cruise on over . Here it is after midnite on a sunday night but it is hopping. As we are sitting there drinking "cheaply priced good beer", this guy and his date walk up to the bar. NOw in front of us behind the bar is one of only two Helmets that TC (Tom Cruise) wore in the movie (the other one is in the Hard Rock Cafe in La Jolla). So back to guy and his girl at the bar. The bartender asks for her ID and as I look over to to watch with interest, I see that the bartnder is wearing a T-shirt commemerating it's 20th anniversary of the bar being in "TOP GUN"(1986). The bartender tells the young lady, "well you've made it by a couple of weeks". She smiles and then it hits me, okay, 20th anniversary of the bar was last year, so that means this is the 21st year, and the girl just turned 21 last month............(now mind you, It is really past 2 am my body time, and We've already plowed thru one pitcher of beer, but like "Ron Mexico", my mind is one of my weapons). "Holy Rat Turds Batman!!!!! She wasn't even born when "TOP GUN" was made!!!"............AAAAWWWWW ......just give me another pitcher of "cheaply priced good beer"
But just to set the record straight, I WAS the ICEMAN four years before the movie was out!!

26 May 2007

Ron Mexico's Ice Cream Truck

Cops: Ice Cream Truck Sold 'Pot-Sicles'





MISSION, Texas (AP) -- Police say the jingle of this ice cream truck meant pot-sickles. Police say elementary school students tipped them off to an ice cream truck driver who was apparently selling $5 and $10 bags of marijuana from the truck. Most customers were in the third, fourth, and fifth grades.

"It's a scary thought, but that's the info we received," Mission police Chief Leo Longoria said.

Raymundo Flores, a 40-year-old illegal immigrant from Mexico, was arrested Thursday on charges of possession of marijuana. He was transported to Hidalgo County jail after a judge set bond at $30,000. His case will likely be turned over to federal immigration officials, Assistant Police Chief Robert Dominguez said.

While police didn't witness any sales, a drug sniffing dog did help them find packets of marijuana alongside the more traditional frozen treats.

News video showed the driver may have been doing some subtle advertising. While the outside of the truck was festooned with pictures of ice cream, pendants in the shape of marijuana leaves dangled inside the truck.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_ICE_CREAM_TRUCK_POT?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-05-25-20-10-58


How to know if you shouldn't board a flight

Doesn't TSA do any COMMON SENSE screening?!?

"Doctors deliver baby on Delta flight


By GIOVANNA DELL'ORTO, Associated Press WriterFri May 25, 7:09 PM ET

Two doctors on a Delta Air Lines flight from Germany delivered a baby in the aisle of the plane and resuscitated him when he wasn't breathing, officials said.

Delta Flight 131 to Atlanta was over the Washington area when a woman about 32 to 36 weeks — or nine months — pregnant went into labor Wednesday afternoon, prompting an emergency stop in Charlotte, N.C., about nine hours into the flight.

Though the baby boy wasn't breathing when he was born, he was 'like a normal newborn' by Friday, one of the doctors who helped deliver him said.

The baby was born in front of the first seats after first class, one of the roomiest aisles in a plane. Using a stethoscope that was part of medical equipment onboard, the doctors realized the baby had a very slow or arrested heartbeat as the woman was in labor."

Doctors deliver baby on Delta flight

25 May 2007

Obviously there will be not picture accompanying this post

Top medical journal blasts "designer vagina" craze:

"Top medical journal blasts 'designer vagina' craze
May 24 07:03 PM US/Eastern
One of the world's most prestigious health journals has lashed a fast-growing trend in the United States and Britain for 'designer vaginas,' the tabloid term for cosmetic surgery to the female genitalia.

The fashion is being driven by commercial and media pressures that exploit women's insecurities and is fraught with unknowns, including a risk to sexual arousal, the British Medical Journal (BMJ) says.

Known as elective genitoplasty, the surgery usually entails shortening or changing the shape of the outer lips, or labia, but may also include reduction in the hood of skin covering the clitoris or shortening the vagina itself.

Anecdotal evidence suggests that the practice is spreading fast in the United States as well as in Britain, but the picture is unclear, the BMJ says.

Not only is there a disturbing lack of data about the phenomenon, there has been negligible assessment about surgical after-effects -- and almost zero reflexion as to whether a labial 'problem' exists in the first place, the BMJ says angrily.

In 2004-5, 800 'labial reductions' were conducted by Britain's state-run National Health Service (NHS), more than a doubling of the figure of six years earlier."

"Our patients sometimes cited restrictions on lifestyle as reasons for their decision," they say.

"These restrictions included inability to wear tight clothing, go to the beach, take communal showers or ride a bicycle comfortably, or avoidance of some sexual practices.

"Men, however, do not usually want the size of their genitals reduced for such reasons. Furthermore, they find alternative solutions for any discomfort arising from rubbing or chaffing of the genitals."

You think that last paragraph is an understatement?

The national health service does this? When I was there they couldn't even afford individual plastic cups for you to pee in! You had to being in your own mason jar, or something.

24 May 2007

22 May 2007

Can you do that in a Burkha?

Religon of Peace Update. I wonder if this is how stewardesses and pilots bond on certain airlines?

"Egypt: Fatwa allows breast-feeding among adults
Associated Press, THE JERUSALEM POST May. 21, 2007

Al-Azhar University, one of Sunni Islam's most prestigious institutions, ordered one of its clerics Monday to face a disciplinary panel after he issued a controversial decree allowing adults to breast-feed.

Ezzat Attiya had issued a fatwa, or religious edict, saying adult men could breast-feed from female work colleagues as a way to avoid breaking Islamic rules that forbid men and women from being alone together.

In Islamic tradition, breast-feeding establishes a degree of maternal relation, even if a woman nurses a child who is not biologically hers. It means the child could not marry the nursing woman's biological children.

Attiya - the head of Al-Azhar's Department of Hadith, or teachings of the Prophet Muhammad - insisted the same would apply with adults. He argued that if a man nursed from a co-worker, it would establish a family bond between them and allow the two to work side-by-side without raising suspicion of an illicit sexual relation."
Egypt: Fatwa allows breast-feeding among adults | Jerusalem Post

APB Lakeland, FL

Silver threads in underwear!

Maybe this guy ought not put his phone on 'vibrate!'

"If you thought donning tin foil caps was excessive, Isabodywear is out to make those contraptions looks mighty mild. While the debate about just how dangerous (or not) cellphone radiation is still rages on, there's certainly a paranoid sect that will snap up anything that claims to 'protect them,' and this Swiss garb maker is latching onto said opportunity. The briefs are purportedly constructed with threads made of silver, which the company claims will fend off harmful cellphone radiation; moreover, in an effort to really prove just how effective these undergarments are, it suggests that phone calls originated within the confines of your new underwear simply won't connect. Reportedly, 4,000 pairs have been created so far, and for folks willing to give these a try and fill out a survey, the first 500 of you to email in and request one will seemingly have one sent out gratis. There's no word on when you can expect the Slipways to hit the market, but they should sell for CHF29.90 ($24) apiece when retailers start stocking."
Isabodywear underwear fends off cellphone radiation - Engadget

21 May 2007

Ron Mexico Update 2

I never knew he was the highest paid player in the NFL, until now.


BAD TO THE BONE?

Vick's rep getting sacked over dogfighting rap

OHM YOUNGMISUK

New York Daily News

Michael Vick claims not to know what was going on behind the doors of the gated white house at 1915 Moonlight Road.

But what authorities discovered during a drug raid on Vick's 15-acre property in rural Virginia sounds like something out of a gory horror flick.

There were blood splatters on the floor of one room and a blood-stained rolled-up carpet in the corner of another. Veterinarian drugs and, according to one account, syringes were found in the house. More than 50 dogs were also found, some of them heavily scarred with gashes on their bodies - one had a severely injured leg that was bent at a grotesque angle. Many of the dogs were tied to heavy chains linked to car axles buried in the ground. Weight scales, five treadmills designed for dogs, and other equipment commonly used to prepare and train dogs for fighting were discovered on the premises.

Police were initially planning to bust Vick's cousin Davon Boddie, who was living at the house -- Vick did not reside there -- for drugs. Boddie had given the Surry County address as his home when he was arrested April 20 in Hampton, Va., on suspicion of marijuana possession with the intent to distribute. Police got a search warrant and went through the house looking for drugs and drug paraphernalia.

Instead, they stumbled upon what appeared to be an underground dogfighting ring that could leave the NFL's highest-paid player facing suspension and possible prosecution.

"We heard there was a video existing with him sitting next to the pit," says John Goodwin, deputy manager of animal fighting issues for the Humane Society of the United States. "I don't know if the video has been destroyed or does exist. I don't think you need that kind of evidence. There have been dogfighting cases that have led to convictions with less evidence. You got scarred-up dogs, a carpet with blood on it that dogs fought on, veterinarian drugs and syringes used for pre- and post-fight treatment and equipment they used to prepare dogs for fights.

"There's a store owner, despite Vick's denial that he is involved, saying (Vick) has been there buying veterinarian drugs. All the pieces are there."

The Atlanta Falcons' franchise quarterback, known for his scrambling ability, is having trouble eluding his latest off-the-field controversy, which seems to grow almost daily. Tomorrow, Surry County investigators will review dogfighting evidence that was seized after the drug raid.

Vick has reportedly sold the home in the past couple of weeks.

On Friday, Rep. Tom Lantos, D-Calif., joined two prominent animal rights groups in putting pressure on NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to "act swiftly and forcefully" if Vick was involved in dogfighting. Lantos hinted that the government may get involved if the NFL doesn't act appropriately.

"I am outraged that one of the National Football League's superstars is affiliated with such a heinous enterprise," Lantos wrote in a letter to Goodell. "The level of cruelty involved in exploiting animals to the point that 60 malnourished and injured dogs were removed from Mr. Vick's property is mind-boggling. I will view anything less than the strongest repudiation of Mr. Vick's involvement as tacit support for this atrocious activity."

Surry County Commonwealth Attorney Gerald Poindexter, the prosecutor in the investigation, told The Associated Press that he doubted the evidence will be reviewed in time to submit to a grand jury, which is scheduled to meet Tuesday. No charges have yet been filed.

Poindexter, who did not return phone calls, said last week that he is convinced that dogfighting took place on the Vick property and that as many as six to 10 people could be involved. Poindexter has repeatedly cautioned, however, against a rush to judgment on Vick, saying that the former Virginia Tech star is a registered dog breeder and that some of the dogs at the residence appeared to be well-cared for.

"I'm not going to be a party to a witch hunt," Poindexter told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. "This will not be driven by people who hate Michael Vick, love Michael Vick or people who love animals."

Dogfighting, which has a burgeoning subculture across the country, is a felony punishable up to five years in prison and a $2,500 fine. At the moment, Vick is reportedly being viewed as just a property owner. According to Goodwin, however, confidential informants have provided prior information of Vick being involved in organized dog fights, which are illegal in all 50 states.

"We've been getting phone calls periodically over the last couple of years responding to a reward program (that) word in the dogfighting circles was that Michael Vick was involved in this," Goodwin says. "In this case, it should be cut and dry. If that attorney doesn't bring charges on this, I am going to be suspicious."

If Vick was involved and is charged, the quarterback will be punished by Goodell, who suspended Adam (Pacman) Jones last month for the Titan defensive back's repeated run-ins with the law.

The league is monitoring the Vick issue closely, and a source says Goodell will not show favoritism toward a superstar player or rule differently because the punishment could cripple a team.

"(If) he does back down, he will lose all credibility with us," one league general manager says of Goodell. "This is when you show you are for real. Don't hide behind some gloss here, that it's Michael Vick so we have to find a way to insulate ourselves. This would be a great guy to make an example of. He would love to show that, ‘I am for real,' because he is."

The commissioner made that clear to Vick when he met with the Falcons star for 20 minutes at the NFL draft last month.

"I was very clear with Michael," Goodell said in a recent broadcast interview. "People living in your house and people on your property is your responsibility. That is not an excuse from my standpoint. He needed to make sure he surrounded himself with people who were going to treat him properly and represent him the way he wanted to be."

For as many football highlights as he has produced, Vick is quickly collecting almost as many off-the-field mishaps.

Vick was named in a lawsuit that alleged he knowingly infected a woman with a sexually transmitted disease and used the alias "Ron Mexico" while receiving treatment. He settled out of court.

Last season, Vick was fined $20,000 for making an obscene gesture at fans following a home loss to the Saints. In January, he was investigated for carrying a water bottle with a hidden compartment that security at Miami International Airport said smelled of marijuana. Vick was cleared of any wrongdoing.

Then, in late April, the quarterback made more negative headlines when he missed a congressional breakfast that was held in his honor in Washington. Vick also had a trespassing charge dismissed after he was caught fishing in a private lake in Virginia.

"That is who Michael Vick is," the general manager says. "He's got that posse that is like that. He thinks he's oblivious to this because of who he is, because of the wealth he's amassed. That money went to his head and created real problems. I don't know how else to say it: He is an embarrassment and a little bit of a nightmare. What can't you do? You can't trust him."

Charlotte Observer | 05/21/2007 | Vick's rep getting sacked over dogfighting rap:

Jerry Springer, please report to Pakistan

Newsday.com: Pakistani Husband Accused of Being Woman:

Pakistani Husband Accused of Being Woman

By ASIF SHAHZAD
Associated Press Writer

May 20, 2007, 5:17 PM EDT

LAHORE, Pakistan -- Police on Sunday arrested a couple who are accused of lying to a Pakistani court about the gender of the husband, who was born female and had sex reassignment surgery 16 years ago.

The bride's father wants the marriage annulled on the grounds that it is against Islam, but the couple say they married to protect the bride from being sold into marriage to pay off her uncle's gambling debts.

The husband, Shumail Raj, 31, initially went to court seeking protection from harassment by their relatives, but the Lahore High Court earlier this month ordered the arrests of Raj and his wife, Shahzina Tariq, 26, for lying to the court.

Raj told the court he is male but a court-appointed panel of doctors ruled he is a woman. He said his breasts and uterus were surgically removed at age 15 after his voice changed and he began to grow facial hair. But the doctors say he has a vagina that was surgically closed and no penis.

After the couple's arrest on Sunday, Raj told The Associated Press that the surgery made him a man and he married Tariq to save her from the arranged marriage.

"She told me that one of her uncles wants to sell her to pay off a debt," Raj said by telephone from a police station in their hometown of Faisalabad.

"I had told Shahzina that I have had two operations and I am not a male. But she said that it was not a problem for her," Raj said. He referred to himself as both male and not male during the interview.

His wife Tariq said by telephone that she was aware of Raj's surgery, and they married for her protection.

"I knew that Shumail was not a male, ... but I begged her for protection," she said, referring to her husband as a woman throughout the interview.

Aslam Tareen, a senior police officer, said police will wait for orders from the court before further investigating the case, including the claim that Tariq's uncle wanted to sell her into marriage. The couple are scheduled to appear in court Tuesday.

Copyright 2007 Newsday Inc.

Tales from Eurabia

This is the little mermaid. She has been in Copenhagen harbor since 1913. She doesn't have a top on.
Over the weekend nice, helpful people have dressed the little mermaid in the style that soon all of copenhagen's women can come to enjoy.

This has been EU-rabia, brought to you by those nice people from the religon of peace.

20 May 2007

Sir Roger Daltrey

My new hero (and I don't care if he plays guitar or not)
Who c-cares about Live Earth?

May 19, 2007


JUST when it looked like every rock star on the planet was jumping aboard AL GORE's green bandwagon, there’s a backlash already underway.

THE WHO's ROGER DALTRY has blasted the big Wembley gig Gore is organising to raise awareness of global warming.

The huge concert - which features performances from the likes of MADONNA and RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - is taking place at Wembley on July 7 and in other countries around the world.

But Roger, who played with U2 at Live Aid and Live8, reckons the whole thing is a waste of time.

Speaking exclusively to Bizarre, Roger said: 'Bo***cks to that! The last thing the planet needs is a rock concert.

'I can't believe it. Let's burn even more fuel.

'We have problems with global warming, but the questions and the answers are so huge I don't know what a rock concert's ever going to do to help.

'Everybody on this planet at the moment, unless they are living in the deepest rainforest in Brazil, knows about climate change.”

The rocker, who used to sing about my g-generation, added: 'My answer is to burn all the f***ing oil as quick as possible and then the politicians will have to find a solution.”"Everybody's known about that problem for years. We are all f***ing conscious of global warming."

Roger's comments come hot on the heels of SIR BOB GELDOF’s equally scathing views.

Last week the Live Aid hero lashed out, saying: "Why is Gore actually organising them? To make us aware of the greenhouse effect?

A Live Earth spokesman said: “People are aware of global warming but millions are not doing anything about changing their lifestyles.”

But before Sir Bob thinks he has found an ally in Roger, the legendary British singer also admitted he feels badly let down by Live 8.

Ten concerts were held simultaneously in July 2005 with the goal to Make Poverty History.

Again Roger complains that unlike the original Live Aid in 1985, where the money went directly to famine relief, the follow-up 20 years later had no achievable aims.

Roger moaned: "What did we really achieve at Live 8? We got loads of platitudes and no action.

"Who were we kidding there?

"At least with Live Aid, Bob Geldof was willing to work the trenches and they did save a lot of lives.

"We could see what we achieved at the end of it."

Roger also confirmed that he and PETE TOWNSHEND will not be performing at this summer's other big charity music event, the Concert For Diana.

He said: "It would be wrong of us to play. It should be for those two boys, the show that they want.

"They obviously want Elton John, as he holds memories for them, but it would be a joke for us to play.

"Not unless they are real Who fans, which I very much doubt."

You can see The Who very soon though, as the band are playing a number of shows and festivals in England as part of the European tour.

Hero

18 May 2007

Impact of Global Warming on Car Washes


"X-rated nude car wash gets police all-clear

Thu May 17, 11:50 AM ET

A nude car wash offering an X-rated sideshow and topless cleaning in Australia's tropical Queensland state has been given the all-clear after police and officials said they were powerless to scrub it.

The Bubbles 'n' Babes car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of complaints with a topless car wash for A$55 ($45) and a nude car wash with X-rated lap-dance service for A$100. 'If it was approved for a car wash then I can't imagine how we can stop them,' Lord Mayor Campbell Newman told a council meeting with worried local lawmakers.

Professional car washes have boomed in most cities with drought-stricken Australians banned from washing their own cars due to tough water restrictions.

Queensland police denied any cover-up in a state where their image has been dented by past accusations of police corruption and involvement with organized crime.

The raunchy wash, set up by a strip-club owner, was screened from the public and used recycled water to avoid breaching water use restrictions, they said.

'We don't want any traffic accidents caused by people looking at the girls instead of looking at the road,' Superintendent Colin Campbell told local media."

X-rated nude car wash gets police all-clear on Yahoo! News:

As long as they are using recycled water, I can't understand why there would be any fuss.

17 May 2007

Equal Time, or the cost of being a Carbon Neutral Blog

Since this blog is carbon neutral and we are offering to sell Carbon Credits to those you who are rich enough to afford them, we now also offer a chance for you to buy a Carbon Debit package. This is in the interest of fairness and equal time.CarbonDeductions.com - Offsetting the Dangers of Carbon Credits:

16 May 2007

2 Guitar Heroes

Which one is me?

"Bud" Bundy

"'Bud Bundy' Bud Bust
Florida pot possession, disorderly charges for David Faustino

MAY 15--Meet David Faustino. The 33-year-old actor, best known for playing 'Bud Bundy' on TV's 'Married With Children,' was arrested Saturday on pot possession and disorderly intoxication charges. Faustino was popped in New Smyrna Beach, Florida after cops spotted him arguing with his ex-wife in the middle of an intersection, according to a police report. While Faustino was yelling profanities at her, the woman said she had not been struck by him (Faustino's statements to police have been redacted from the report). When officers discovered the pot in the tipsy Faustino's pocket, he was transported to the Volusia County jail, where the below mug shot was taken. "thesmokinggun

I thought he was the 'smart' one!

Ron Mexico Update


ESPN.com: Investigator: Witnesses can put Vick at dog fights: "Animal control officer confident Vick was at fights

ESPN.com

Updated: May 16, 2007, 8:46 AM ET


Michael Vick has said that he was rarely at the Virginia house he owned where officials have found evidence of dog fighting and that he never took part in the practice. Investigators don't agree.

Kathy Strouse, the animal control coordinator for the City of Chesapeake in Virginia which is investigating the case at the Smithfield home, told Yahoo.com on Tuesday she has spoken with individuals who can 'put Vick on that property' during matches.

Saying she is 'very confident' that Vick will be tied directly to the dog fighting on the property, Strouse has challenged Surry County Commonwealth attorney Gerald Poindexter to bring charges.

'He [Poindexter] was at the home and saw the equipment that we seized,' Strouse said. 'When we were there, he said he had enough right there to issue an indictment. He didn't say who he would indict, but he said he had enough.

'Now, with what he has said, it makes you think, 'What in the world is going on in Surry County?' This certainly doesn't make me feel warm and fuzzy about the Surry County attorney."

I didn't think anyone was named that any more.

Are they checking for internals

Amsterdam airport's new 'X-ray' security scan reveals all

Posted: 16 May 2007 1121 hrs




An image on a security scan at Amsterdam's Schiphol airport.




AMSTERDAM - Amsterdam's Schiphol airport Tuesday introduced a new security scan that sees through clothes, the first airport in the world to use the system, officials said.

The scan outlines body contours, making it easy for security personnel to see if anyone is carrying weapons or smuggling money or drugs.

Airport authorities said the scan was quicker and better than body searches.

To ensure privacy, the images from the scan are analysed by a security attendant in a separate room. The face of the person is also blurred to avoid recognition.

Schiphol put two such scanning machines into operation Tuesday and another 15 are set to follow. For the present, passengers can choose between the body scan or regular controls, which sometimes include being frisked. - AFP/ra



Do implants show up on this?

Hilton 'traumatized' over jail sentence



She's already modeling the latest "Paris" fashion in Cell-Mate Wear. This cute little ensemble is called : "Who's Your Mama!"

15 May 2007

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Mile high club?

What's all this about a "mile high club"?

"Mile high couple admit jet fracas
By JAMES MILLS -
» Last updated at 01:30am on 15th May 2007


From the moment they boarded the plane, Trevor Blake and Nicola Fitzgerald had one thing on their mind.

They drank a few glasses of wine to calm their nerves and then disappeared into a lavatory cubicle together as flight BA2263 made its way across the Atlantic to Jamaica.

After a few minutes they returned to their seats, red-faced and giggling, with their fellow passengers apparently none the wiser."

Mile high couple admit jet fracas | the Daily Mail:

I can see a great money making opportunity for the airlines. Sell time, space and videos of the club! Won't be any more bankruptcies, then!

I guess this is a slightly different meaning of "air sex".

10 May 2007

08 May 2007

Paris Hilton Appeals Her Conviction


FOXNews.com - Paris Hilton Appeals Her Conviction - Greta Van Susteren On The Record With Greta
I can't wait for the "Paris and women convicts" Video this summer !!!!

6 arrested in plot to kill soldiers at Fort Dix - NJ.com: Star-Ledger updates

6 arrested in plot to kill soldiers at Fort Dix - NJ.com: Star-Ledger updates: "6 arrested in plot to kill soldiers at Fort Dix
Posted by The Star-Ledger May 08, 2007 9:35AM
Categories: News
Federal investigators last night arrested six Islamic radicals who were planning a heavily armed attack against soldiers at Fort Dix as part of a jihad against America, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office.

In a statement released this morning that confirmed an earlier report on nj.com, The Star-Ledger's website, the U.S. Attorney's Office said the men planned to 'kill as many soldiers as possible.'

The alleged plot included conducting surveillance of the Army base and purchasing multiple firearms, including hand guns, shotguns and semi-automatic weapons, according to the federal complaint released this morning."

Another 'Religion of Peace Update'. The solution to this problem may be genetic.

WEATHER CHANNEL FUELS GLOBAL WARMING!!!







Now this is the "Global Warming" I'm talking about !!!!