I wish this didn't happen where it happened...

Now Cres-tucky can call the area Navar-kan-saw

Brother-sister scuffle spills out of adult club

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July 18, 2008 - 8:30PM

Andrew Gant

Daily News

MARY ESTHER - A brother-and-sister pair was arrested at Club 51 after she put her hands on a dancer, deputies say.

The 39-year-old woman and her 45-year-old brother were arrested at about 4 a.m. Sunday outside the adult club, after scuffling with security, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office. She was charged with misdemeanor battery while he was charged with misdemeanor battery, assault, possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Staff had told the woman to leave after she touched a dancer, deputies said. That irked her, and she resisted as a staff member picked her up under her arms, carried her to the exit and offered her a cab ride.

It upset her brother, too, who came after the guard carrying his sister with his fist clenched. The guard kicked him in the chest, knocking him down before he could punch - but the woman punched the guard in the nose and broke it, anyway.

Staff eventually let the brother get up, but then he punched another staff member. Meanwhile, the sister punched yet another staff member before the first guard grabbed her hair and pulled her to the ground.

Both siblings were on the ground when sheriff's deputies arrived.

The brother had two sandwich bags of marijuana and paraphernalia in his pocket, according to the report. Deputies said both he and his sister were drunk.

She is from Navarre. He is from Batesville, Ark.

Dangerous, in more ways than one

Could be headed to Taiwan in a few months.

World

Backseat lovers cheat death as their car plunges 46m down cliff!
Melbourne | July 16, 2008 5:15:27 PM IST

Two lovers had a brush with death after their car plunged 46m down a cliff, while they were having sex in the back seat.

According to the police Lin Gu, 25, and lover Lee Shin, 29, suffered broken bones when their car tipped over the edge of the hill in XinDian, Taiwan.

"They had parked up close to the edge of the mountain and had left the handbrake off," Daily Telegraph quoted a spokesman, as saying.

"When they started having sex the rocking motion started the car moving and it rolled off the hill. They were lucky they were not more seriously hurt," he added.

Meanwhile, the woman headed to Chen Chenggang's nearby house for help, begging him not to reveal how the accident happened as her husband "would definitely sue for divorce". (ANI)

The Survival of the Fittest

Check out this you tube and watch half way thru when someone get nailed by the umbrella.
And you thought it was dangerous on the Boat!!!
http://pnj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080712/NEWS01/80712038

Who is her succesor?

"penis growing grandma" who would have ever thought to see that in a sentence, let alone a news headline Long life of Indonesia's penis growing grandma ends: reports

Jul 10 08:12 AM US/Eastern

An elderly Indonesian woman famed nationwide for supernatural skills in lengthening penises has died, reports said Thursday. Reclusive Mak Erot, famed for penis extension treatment incorporating traditional herbs and Islamic prayer, died last week in Caringin village on the western coast of Java island, the Kompas daily's website reported. Mak Erot -- who reports aged anywhere from 101 to over 130 -- prompted legions of imitations of her famous clinics, many using her famously craggy and birthmarked face to lure in anxious men. While her legacy has been closely guarded by male descendents intent on maintaining the purity of the treatment, Mak Erot has become a pop-culture icon in everything from advertisements to teenage romantic comedy films. Reports of he death prompted a flurry of bemused online comments from Internet users in the world's largest Muslim-majority country. User "Jengkol" wrote on news website Detikcom: "Oh no, I didn't have the chance to go to Mak Erot and now she's dead. I'll just have to buy a vacuum. Maybe that could be the solution to my problem."

Think we could get someone to play Tchaikovsky?

Not as good as ours, but since we don't have anyone film it ans set it to music for the net, I guess this will have to do.

Oh and check out these fireworks in Indiana:
Ashes to flashes: Pyrotech's cremains will be 'last shot' of Indy fireworks


For 40 years, Meredith Smith brought the Fourth of July to the sky over the Northside of Indianapolis. He and his wife, Charlotte, did it as a community service.

In February, he died at age 74.

Tonight, a little bit of Meredith Smith will burst over the White River as this year's finale, the community's way of giving something back to the school maintenance man who was a trained pyrotechnician.

About a half-teaspoon of his ashes are inside a shell that will punctuate the night with a white burst. (Indiana law allows cremated remains to be disposed of on property of a consenting owner, uninhabited public land or in a waterway.)

"Meredith felt like the people in this area didn't get the opportunities that other people got, and so he wanted to give them the opportunity, Charlotte Smith told The Indianapolis Star (a Gannett paper). "Sometimes, we took the money out of our own pocket."

Residents donated more than $10,000 for tonight's display. They'll also be decked out in T-shirts memorializing "the last shot."