Mirconation launches worlds first soverign goat bond and carbon FART program
By Repulic of Sino Burma Burundi, Republic of Contact publisher via email
Government: National March 30, 2009
The Republic of Sino Burma is proud to launch 2 important financial products. The Soverign Goat bond issue and the carbon FART program shows Micronations are at the forefront of financial innovation.
Burundi, Republic of (Press Release) March 30, 2009 --
The Republic of Sino Burma http://www.nationstates.net/sino_burma , is launching its first government Goat bond.Since the country's main industry is agriculture of animals specifically export of dairy products from the abundance of goats and cows in the country, the government, being advised by elite group of US firm Leavem Broker investment Advisors will be able to provide a government backed security on the bond by Securitisation of the income from export of that national dairy produce of the country."Goats and cow milk is the main product of our country's booming agricultural economy. By utilizing the financial skills of Wail Street's Leavem Brokers Advisors, we are proud to launch the first global Goat bond issue at a sovereign level " mentions the Minister of Agriculture.A representative of Leavem Broker mentioned they are proud (and relieved) that they are able to advise the government of Sino Burma on such an innovative financial scheme and hope that it will pave the way for them to advise on other Micronations on bringing the creative uses of Wall St securitization programs to third world Micronations." We are advising in creative areas like carbon capture for Micronations. Reducing carbon emittance via way of capturing cow and goat flatulence ( farm animal flatulences is one of the largest forms of carbon emittance's in the third world according to carbon energy reports). "We believe that Sino Burma - with its abundance of cows and goats - can lead the way in a new breed of carbon derivatives products amongst agricultural Mirconations we have termed the - carbon Financial Animal emissions Reduction Treaty (FART) program" mentions Leavem Broker advisor.
By Repulic of Sino Burma Burundi, Republic of Contact publisher via email
Government: National March 30, 2009
The Republic of Sino Burma is proud to launch 2 important financial products. The Soverign Goat bond issue and the carbon FART program shows Micronations are at the forefront of financial innovation.
Burundi, Republic of (Press Release) March 30, 2009 --
The Republic of Sino Burma http://www.nationstates.net/sino_burma , is launching its first government Goat bond.Since the country's main industry is agriculture of animals specifically export of dairy products from the abundance of goats and cows in the country, the government, being advised by elite group of US firm Leavem Broker investment Advisors will be able to provide a government backed security on the bond by Securitisation of the income from export of that national dairy produce of the country."Goats and cow milk is the main product of our country's booming agricultural economy. By utilizing the financial skills of Wail Street's Leavem Brokers Advisors, we are proud to launch the first global Goat bond issue at a sovereign level " mentions the Minister of Agriculture.A representative of Leavem Broker mentioned they are proud (and relieved) that they are able to advise the government of Sino Burma on such an innovative financial scheme and hope that it will pave the way for them to advise on other Micronations on bringing the creative uses of Wall St securitization programs to third world Micronations." We are advising in creative areas like carbon capture for Micronations. Reducing carbon emittance via way of capturing cow and goat flatulence ( farm animal flatulences is one of the largest forms of carbon emittance's in the third world according to carbon energy reports). "We believe that Sino Burma - with its abundance of cows and goats - can lead the way in a new breed of carbon derivatives products amongst agricultural Mirconations we have termed the - carbon Financial Animal emissions Reduction Treaty (FART) program" mentions Leavem Broker advisor.
maybe Google should have "googled" this first before they hired all them goats.
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