Buy your "Cheat Offsets" so that you can fool around all you want, 'cause you are paying someone else to be loyal to their mate!!
are you a cheater?
cheatneutral can help you offset your indiscretions.offset now!
loyal and faithful?
Become an offset project and get paid for not cheating
Helping you because you can't help yourself
What is Cheat Offsetting?
When you cheat on your partner you add to the heartbreak, pain and jealousy in the atmosphere.
Cheatneutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and NOT cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion and leaves you with a clear conscience.
Can I offset all my cheating?
First you should look at ways of reducing your cheating. Once you've done this you can use Cheatneutral to offset the remaining, unavoidable cheating
are you a cheater?
cheatneutral can help you offset your indiscretions.offset now!
loyal and faithful?
Become an offset project and get paid for not cheatingfind out more!
Projects
Some of the people who are offsetting your cheating:
alex
chris
mim
rich
so far, cheatneutral has offset 65, 768 cheats and has 9002 faithful people ready to neutralise your misdemeanours.
3 comments:
glad to see you up and posting, ice.
uhhh, how much do these offsets cost, and does it vary based on global location?
since we are a carbon neutral blog, should we be a cheat neutral blog, too?
The Web link is in the blog, it is in the UK , it costs 2.5 lbs.
Go to this website and read all of the stuff, it is actually a farce highlighting the stupidity of carbon offsets.
http://cheatneutral.com/
YES!!! by all means I think we should be changing with the times...and the time is right for being a "Cheat Neutral Blog".
next will be "Turd Neutral", where you'll pay someone to be constipated after you have a huge bowel movement!!
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