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26 September 2007

Nooo! It's not true

Wait, Marcia Did What?

By Mike Krumboltz
Wed, September 26, 2007, 9:11 am PDT

Wholesome innocence was ripped a new one yesterday when rumors surfaced that former "Brady Bunch" star Maureen McCormick fooled around with co-star Eve Plumb while filming the famous sitcom.

After the "news" hit, searches on Ms. McCormick shot up a whopping 486%. Related lookups on "maureen mccormick pics," "maureen mccormick hot," and "brady lesbians" surged as well.

At first we suspected the salacious bit of information was "leaked" in order to pump up interest in McCormick's new book, a tell-all about her days as a teen idol. But that might be not the case. A rep from the publisher insists this is just a wild Internet rumor and the romance is pure fiction. Furthermore, it won't be included in the book.

Fiction or not, the lesbian tryst boosted interest in McCormick, Plumb, and several terms better left to the imagination. One would think the "scandal" would inspire interest in the book as well, but searches on "Here's the Story" are nearly non-existent.

Of course, that could change. The book doesn't hit shelves until 2008—plenty of time for Marcia to drum up more buzz. But now that the dirtiest laundry has already been aired, will this lovely lady with hair of gold have any more stories to tell?

1 comment:

Iceman said...

I think I have been emotionally scarred for life with this cruel joke of a story :(


now... where was I Mary Ann??...