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19 March 2009

Not the sharpest basketball in the drawer


MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop's "recycle bin." At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she "knew what those files might be." Owen, pictured in the mug shot, replied, "The one with the dog." Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was "going to be charged with this," Owen said that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober."

4 comments:

Iceman said...

I saw one of these "Doggy Films" at a bachelor party 29 years ago.
I wasn't impressed then either.
Then I saw some "hand manipulation" by my next door neighbor when she was trying to get her dog to "stud" a female dog.
Now THAT was HOT!!!!
I would have video taped it but I didn't want to miss the "money shot"!!!
(I wonder if the general knows?)

Iceman said...

Did Toby have to bring his own bag of flour??

Iceman said...

There once was a Hoosier named Michelle,
Who got drunk one night and said "what the hell"!!
"It's been quite a while,
Since I've done it doggy style",
Toby the beagle says.."I didn't tell"!!

Iceman said...

Did you read the affidavit??
It's pretty bad when you get rejected by a dog !!!
Oh well, at least Michelle will have plenty of takers in the "slammer"!!!