Speaking of Wildlife

We have got to protect the animals! (although you have to wonder how much gas...)

Security setup records teen sexually abusing barn horse

By Gwyneth Gibby
Gazette-Times reporter

Suspect arrested on charges of burglary, sex abuse of animal

A Corvallis teenager is facing charges of burglary and sexual abuse of an animal after being arrested last week at a barn in northeast Corvallis.

The teenager, 17 at the time of his arrest, was arrested by Deputy Randy Hiner and Corvallis Police Officer Jason Harvey at the barn in the 4000 block of Northeast Minnesota Avenue at about 2:30 a.m. on June 7.

The owners of the property had reported assaults on the horse before, once on July 30, 2006, and again on Feb. 9 of this year. After the July incident, the owners noticed the halter of their mare had been moved. So the owners installed a video surveillance camera inside the barn.

In February 2007, the owners again noticed a halter and some food dishes had been moved in the barn. When they checked the video from the surveillance camera, they saw a male who they estimated being between 16 and 18 years old, sexually assaulting the horse. He wore a jacket and long pants and a baseball cap. They were not able to identify the suspect from the video.

Deputy Clay Stephens, who viewed the video, said the youth seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time. Stephens said he seemed to be following a “very concise, deliberate, well-thought-out plan.”

After the February incident, the owners installed a silent alarm on the barn. On June 7, at around 2:30 a.m., the alarm sounded in the house. The owners looked at the video monitor and saw the suspect preparing to assault the horse. They called the sheriff’s office. The suspect had gotten into the locked barn by squeezing behind one panel of a sliding door.

The suspect was charged with second degree burglary, a Class C felony, and sexual abuse of an animal, a Class A misdemeanor. He was taken to the Linn-Benton Detention Center where he was arraigned and released later the same day. His next court appearance is a hearing June 20.

Baby Seal Flatulence: Friend or Foe???

Build up your Carbon Offsets with the help of this Pup!!

Alaska Imbedded Blog #2

Now we have evidence that the "Global Warming" threat in Alaska has actually been caused by the extreme flatulence of Baby Seal Pups. Indeed, the Baby Seal has a more concetrated amount of methane in it's anal gas due to the rich nature of the Seal mother's milk, that it consumes during the first year of its life. The question is...So why NOW????
As the environmental "do gooders" have been protesting the centuries old practice of clubbing baby seals, the baby seal population has been increasing at an alarming rate.
Soooo...less Pups being clubed = more pups sucking momma's tit=more baby seal pup farts.
Now as an advocate of the environmental balance equation, this Blog has introduced a way for you, the casual blogee, to GIVE BACK .

You can now play the link of the site below and build up your "Carbon Offsets/ Credits" by playing the "Club the Baby Seal" game. Whack as many pups as you need: driving the old lady out to dinner...whack about four pups....planning a family vacation to Tahiti, well you better get started then!!!

Not only will you feel better about your "Carbon Footprint", but you might get a nice fur coat out of it as well!

Club The Baby Seal

100th Post !!! Special Imbedded Blog From Alaska

Alaska is a "Carbon Neutral" State !!!!!


Yes, that's right. This is the 100th post on this Blog and I have the dubious honor to post it from Alaska. Since my arrival I have sensed something special about our 49th state. Indeed it came to me in a moment of clarity as I was bicycling along the coastal trail http://www.anchorage.net/651.cfm, in Anchorage....
...Alaska is our largest state
....Alaska has the most square miles of state parks , thus, the most in "Carbon Credits"
....Alaska has more oil, thus, the largest "Carbon Footprint" potential.
..soooooo it seems to me that it all balances out to TOTAL CARBON NEUTRALITY!!!
If you burn pure Alaskan Crude in your vehicle of choice, don't worry about buying into Al Gore's "Carbon Offsets", it's already been neutralized by the above logical conclusion!!!
NOW, if you choose to burn Middle East Oil, you're in a bit of a deficit, since the desert has no redeeming value to our environment (except for Camel Beauty Pagents)!!

Are they checking for internals

Amsterdam airport's new 'X-ray' security scan reveals all

Posted: 16 May 2007 1121 hrs

	An image on a security scan at Amsterdam's Schiphol airport.

AMSTERDAM - Amsterdam's Schiphol airport Tuesday introduced a new security scan that sees through clothes, the first airport in the world to use the system, officials said.

The scan outlines body contours, making it easy for security personnel to see if anyone is carrying weapons or smuggling money or drugs.

Airport authorities said the scan was quicker and better than body searches.

To ensure privacy, the images from the scan are analysed by a security attendant in a separate room. The face of the person is also blurred to avoid recognition.

Schiphol put two such scanning machines into operation Tuesday and another 15 are set to follow. For the present, passengers can choose between the body scan or regular controls, which sometimes include being frisked. - AFP/ra

Do implants show up on this?

Control Panel

Help us stop global warming

Rather than continue to encourage the endless debate, we heroes here at 2GH2 blog have decided to action. Starting now this blog is going carbon neutral. That's right, you can help save the planet by clicking onto us, we are posted on carbon-neutral Web servers, our bloggers are themselves certified organic and we are pretty sure that our pixels are biodegradable.

We are attempting to register to go further in the fight by actually selling carbon offsets so fighters like Mrs. Clinton can continue to criss-cross the country in up to 3 different corporate jets a day. Our carbon offsets will also help in the fight against cow farts, but this may end up removing Rosie's roughage.