Happy Father's Day

While we are the wildlife theme, here's an example of a Camel's toe

Embedded Blogger returns to Alaska !!!

Did Global Warming help destroy homes back in '69 ??
Yes, the Grand master Blogger (G #2) has requested more info on the "Carbon Neutral" State known as ALASKA.
Once again I travel along the Coastal bike trail along Anchorage and stopped by "Earthquake Park"
Just outside of downtown, Earthquake Park commemorates the 1964 Good Friday Earthquake - the most powerful tremor ever recorded in North America. See where huge tracts of land slid into the inlet, destroying 75 homes. Downtown at The Alaska Experience Center a movie presentation of the 1964 earthquake is shown year-round, (ref http://www.anchorage.net/492.cfm
Now this park has of info on a bunch of monuments and pertaining to the 75 homes destroyed. They say that the homes where built on a bluff which was supported by a large clay sediment layer that was deposited by glaciers 15-30 thousand years ago!!!
Now wait a minute, I thought that "Global Warming" was a new thing?!?!?!

100th Post !!! Special Imbedded Blog From Alaska

Alaska is a "Carbon Neutral" State !!!!!


Yes, that's right. This is the 100th post on this Blog and I have the dubious honor to post it from Alaska. Since my arrival I have sensed something special about our 49th state. Indeed it came to me in a moment of clarity as I was bicycling along the coastal trail http://www.anchorage.net/651.cfm, in Anchorage....
...Alaska is our largest state
....Alaska has the most square miles of state parks , thus, the most in "Carbon Credits"
....Alaska has more oil, thus, the largest "Carbon Footprint" potential.
..soooooo it seems to me that it all balances out to TOTAL CARBON NEUTRALITY!!!
If you burn pure Alaskan Crude in your vehicle of choice, don't worry about buying into Al Gore's "Carbon Offsets", it's already been neutralized by the above logical conclusion!!!
NOW, if you choose to burn Middle East Oil, you're in a bit of a deficit, since the desert has no redeeming value to our environment (except for Camel Beauty Pagents)!!

Whales return to the Pacific--Global Warming or Climate Cooling

As previously stated, I have imbedded myself into the heart of the enemy, today I am in San Franciso investigating this errant whale story. Now you might want to believe all of the village idiots (and it does take a village to raise one) and think that Global Warming is the root of all out of the norm happenings with our environment. But as in the case with this whales I have concluded a few things.

1) Today in San Francisco, I Froze my butt off as I walked to breakfast, (Overcast and 52deg) Even the obligitory street corner transvestites on Polk ST had "Stiff Nipples"!!

2) The whales followed the cool water into the bay and eventually the Sacramento River. Cold water due to the "SNOW MELTING" from the Sierra Nevada's.

3) Whales have been traversing this coastline a lot longer than we have had the technology to track them (ie, liberals in rubber boats).

4) With all of the talk of carbon footprints, I dare say that more carbon was burned following these stupid whales than all of the whale poop combined in the North Pacific. In fact, i'm willing to bet that more damage was done to the environment by these "do Gooders" than Al Gore's monthly utility bill.

5) And to top it off, when one of the countless, homeless bums sleeping in the "Streets of San Francisco" asked for a handout.... I had to tell 'em.." Sorry dude, I gave all of my Carbon Credits to the "Follow the Whales" fund!!!
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By Jeff Chiu, AP
A Coast Guard boat patrols the water in the San Francisco bay, Wednesday. Two lost whales last spotted near the Golden Gate Bridge may have slipped back into the Pacific Ocean after a two-week sojourn that took them 90 miles inland up the Sacramento River, scientists said Wednesday.
By John Ritter, USA TODAY
SAN FRANCISCO — Rescuers have lost the two lost whales.
Search boats and helicopters scoured San Francisco Bay and open ocean outside it on Wednesday but saw no sign of the mother humpback and her calf. The pair had been spotted less than 10 miles from the Golden Gate Bridge late Tuesday near Tiburon, Calif.
The whales might have slipped beneath the bridge under cover of darkness and returned to familiar waters of the Pacific Ocean after milling around in an inland river delta for more than two weeks.

Police recover 1,500 pairs of girls’ shoes stolen from schools

Appleton Post-Crescent: Your Fox Cities News Source - Police recover 1,500 pairs of girls’ shoes stolen from schools
One of Al Gore's groupies decides to take on the "Carbon Footprint" of teenage school girls!!!
WAUKESHA — Police recovered more than 1,500 pairs of girls’ shoes stolen from Waukesha schools from a man arrested for burglary, Lt. William H. Graham said today.

“He liked to smell them,” Graham said.
The 27-year-old Kenosha man worked for a cable company and collected keys to the schools as he responded to calls, he said.Police arrested him after a security video showed him entering North High School on May 20 and leaving with some items. They tracked the man through his vehicle registration.On Thursday, officers searched the man’s home and a rented storage unit, recovering the shoes. They also found school yearbooks, keys, a bolt cutter and other items they said could be related to the burglaries of three Waukesha public high schools and one middle school during the past two years.The man was expected to be charged in Waukesha County Circuit Court today, Capt. Mike Babe said. Police said they believe he broke into the schools to steal tennis shoes.The man has a previous conviction for stealing shoes from Kenosha Tremper High School in 2005.
I think he should go take care of Imelda Marcos' collection in Manila..