San Francisco Update #3- by Embedded Blogger Iceman

I Found out where to find the hot women in SF. Just go to the Whole Foods Market at lunchtime...OHHHH, MY GOD !!!!! Just hanging out in the produce section by the cucumbers and using the old line from "Animal House"!!!

Anyway, as I'm in the check out line (the transvestite cashier that is normaly there must of had the day off) I see this magazine called "BARK!! Dog is my Co-pilot" And one of the headers on the cover says, "Is your dog being bullied???" I just started laughing so hard!!!

How many carbon credits were used to print that piece of crap???? I'm sure the folks that buy that garbage are into OWL Gore's Global Warming BS.

Next Stop...Anchorage

Whales return to the Pacific--Global Warming or Climate Cooling

As previously stated, I have imbedded myself into the heart of the enemy, today I am in San Franciso investigating this errant whale story. Now you might want to believe all of the village idiots (and it does take a village to raise one) and think that Global Warming is the root of all out of the norm happenings with our environment. But as in the case with this whales I have concluded a few things.

1) Today in San Francisco, I Froze my butt off as I walked to breakfast, (Overcast and 52deg) Even the obligitory street corner transvestites on Polk ST had "Stiff Nipples"!!

2) The whales followed the cool water into the bay and eventually the Sacramento River. Cold water due to the "SNOW MELTING" from the Sierra Nevada's.

3) Whales have been traversing this coastline a lot longer than we have had the technology to track them (ie, liberals in rubber boats).

4) With all of the talk of carbon footprints, I dare say that more carbon was burned following these stupid whales than all of the whale poop combined in the North Pacific. In fact, i'm willing to bet that more damage was done to the environment by these "do Gooders" than Al Gore's monthly utility bill.

5) And to top it off, when one of the countless, homeless bums sleeping in the "Streets of San Francisco" asked for a handout.... I had to tell 'em.." Sorry dude, I gave all of my Carbon Credits to the "Follow the Whales" fund!!!
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By Jeff Chiu, AP
A Coast Guard boat patrols the water in the San Francisco bay, Wednesday. Two lost whales last spotted near the Golden Gate Bridge may have slipped back into the Pacific Ocean after a two-week sojourn that took them 90 miles inland up the Sacramento River, scientists said Wednesday.
By John Ritter, USA TODAY
SAN FRANCISCO — Rescuers have lost the two lost whales.
Search boats and helicopters scoured San Francisco Bay and open ocean outside it on Wednesday but saw no sign of the mother humpback and her calf. The pair had been spotted less than 10 miles from the Golden Gate Bridge late Tuesday near Tiburon, Calif.
The whales might have slipped beneath the bridge under cover of darkness and returned to familiar waters of the Pacific Ocean after milling around in an inland river delta for more than two weeks.