I pity the officer who had to arrest these two

But at least no one died...

Made In The Shade

Indy couple finds cool spot for whoopee...near day care center!

AUGUST 1--Perhaps the next time Shawn Ayers and Nicholas Declouette decide to get, um, frisky, they will not do it in the middle of the day. In a '88 Oldsmobile. Parked in front of an Indianapolis day care center. Ayers, 31, and Declouette, 43, were arrested on public indecency charges when the day care center's operator called cops after spotting the couple getting busy in public. As noted in the below Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department report, when Officer Eli McAllister responded to the scene, "I stood there for approximately two minutes, and they were so engrossed in their recreational activity that they did not notice me." Declouette explained that he had first met Ayers earlier that day and they had been "driving around town, until they found a nice shaded spot to have sex." He added that he was unaware that the chosen location was in front of Cookies Child Care. Declouette's car was impounded and delivered to the Last Chance Towing Lot. At the close of his report, McAllister reported that Ayers and Declouette claimed that they "were simply lonely and wanted to find a nice place to have some fun." (3 pages)

Now this is baaaaaa d

I'm guessing his parents wish he wasn't released to their custody...

Sherborn teen charged with bestiality

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Photo by Ken McGagh/Daily News staff
Roger Henderson II is led out of Natick court.">

Photo by Ken McGagh/Daily News staff

Roger Henderson II is led out of Natick court.

By Peter Reuell/Daily News Staff

GHS

Tue Jul 03, 2007, 11:11 PM EDT

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Sherborn -

A Sherborn teen was charged yesterday with having sex with sheep at a farm near his home, and police reports suggest the encounters may have gone on for nearly a year.

Roger Henderson II, 18, was arraigned yesterday in Natick District Court on charges of bestiality, cruelty to animals and breaking and entering in connection with an incident police say took place at Boggastow Farm on June 27.

According to a police report, the farm's barn had been the target of at least a dozen break-ins between August 2006 and June 2007, prompting the property owner to install surveillance cameras.

Between 3 and 4 a.m. on June 27, according to police, the camera captured and filmed a person identified as Roger Henderson II.

The man grabbed a sheep by its hind legs and dragged it to the corner of the stall, according to police. The man removed his clothes and appeared to have sexual relations with the sheep. After finishing, the man put his pants back on and left the barn with his shirt in his hand, according to the report.

Following his arraignment yesterday, Henderson was released to the custody of his parents, on the condition he stay at least 30 yards away from the farm, and animals in general.

The teen also was ordered to "report immediately to Leonard Morse (Hospital) to continue current mental health treatment," according to court documents.

A woman at Boggastow Farm yesterday shouted, "no comment" to reporters before later threatening to call police.

What are these guys doing

Please keep your comments as clean as you can

Ron Mexico Update

Michael Vick Indicted

Feds: Falcons QB, cohorts executed pit bulls that failed fight tests

JULY 17--NFL star Michael Vick was indicted today on a federal conspiracy charge for his alleged role in a dog fighting venture that operated from a Virginia property owned by the Atlanta Falcons quarterback. A copy of the indictment, filed today in U.S. District Court in Richmond, can be found below. The 27-year-old Vick, whose nickname is listed as "Ookie" in the indictment, allegedly established the Bad Newz Kennels in early-2001 in Smithfield, Virginia. It was this property, for which Vick paid $34,000, that the star athlete and his codefendants used as the "main staging area for housing and training the pit bulls involved in the dog fighting venture and hosting dog fights." According to prosecutors, Vick and his cohorts began purchasing pit bull puppies in late-2001 and would eventually "sponsor" individual dog fights with purses as high as $26,000. In the indictment's most harrowing parts, federal investigators describe what happened to some Bad Newz Kennels dogs that either lost matches or did not perform well in test fights. After a March 2003 loss by a female pit bull, codefendant Purnell Peace, "after consulting with Vick," electrocuted the animal. In April, prosecutors allege, Vick, Peace, and Quanis Phillips, "executed approximately 8 dogs that did not perform well in 'testing' sessions." These animals, the indictment claims, were killed "by various methods, including hanging, drowning, and slamming at least one dog's body to the ground."

Step away from the Prius

at least he was saving the planet when he was driving around drunk and high!

Al Gore's son busted for drugs in hybrid car

Wed Jul 4, 2007 10:22PM EDT

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The 24-year-old son of former Vice President Al Gore was arrested for drug possession on Wednesday after he was stopped for speeding in his hybrid Toyota Prius, a sheriff's official said.

Al Gore III -- whose father is a leading advocate of policies to fight global warming -- was driving his environmentally friendly car at about 100 miles per hour on a freeway south of Los Angeles when he was pulled over by an Orange County sheriff's deputy at about 2:15 a.m.

The deputy smelled marijuana and searched the car, said sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino. The search turned up a small amount of marijuana, along with prescription drugs including Valium, Xanax, Vicodin, Adderall and Soma. There were no prescriptions found, he said.

Gore was arrested on suspicion of drug possession and booked into the Inmate Reception Center in Santa Ana, about 34 miles south of Los Angeles, on $20,000 bail. Although he quickly identified himself as the son of the former vice president, Amormino said Gore received no special privileges.

Gore made bail and was released at 2 p.m., Amormino said. He will receive notice of a court date within 30 days.

The youngest child and only son of the former vice president, Gore has had previous brushes with the law. He was arrested in 2003 for marijuana possession and in 2002 for suspected drunken-driving.

In 1989, aged six, Gore almost died when he was hit by a car, and required extensive surgery and physical therapy.

A spokesman for the elder Gore said he was traveling and could not immediately be reached for comment. The one-time presidential candidate is one of the organizers of the Live Earth concerts taking place around the world on July 7. The concerts are designed to raise awareness of global warming.

British Copycats?

Oh, if only Chelsea and Brent had aimed for the fig tree!

Couple making love al fresco fall 50 feet... but are saved by a fig tree

Last updated at 11:17am on 3rd July 2007

A young British courting couple had a miraculous escape when they plunged nearly 50 feet from a wall in Majorca because their fall was broken by a tree.

Leanne Hanley, 21, from Blackpool, and boyfriend Nicholas Maxwell, also 21, from nearby Preston, climbed up to the view point next to their holiday apartment block after a night on the town in the brash resort of Magaluf, on the holiday island's south coast.

They were indulging in what police described as "an amorous game" when they fell from the wall at 5.30am on Sunday.

A fig tree like this one became the British couple's saviour when, momentarily distracted from their own safety, they took a tumble

As they plunged to the ground they crashed through the branches of a fig tree which broke their fall and saved their lives.

Leanne is recovering in hospital at nearby Palma, the island's capital, with two broken ankles, while Nicholas was not even hurt.

Said one police officer: "These young people were extremely lucky. They fell 15 meters - the equivalent of six storeys.

"Normally people do not survive a fall of more than three floors. It was the tree that saved them."

Could this have saved Chelsea and Brett?

This may be going a bit too far to promote safe sex, but evidently some people need this eduction more than others. Check the CD title

Nothing 'goodie' in these bags

Mother furious after daughter was given adult items at Summerbash

June 29, 2007

By Kim Janssen Staff writer

Pam Richard, center, covers her 12-year-old daughter, Heather's eyes, at right, while her other daughter Hala Daqqaq, top left, helps display a Lover's Lane catalogue that was given in a gift bag to Heather while the family was at the B96 Summer Bash at Toyota Park last Sunday.
(STNG)

A Burbank mother has expressed her outrage after Toyota Park concert sponsors handed her disabled 12-year-old daughter a goodie bag including condoms and a sex-toy catalogue Sunday.

Pam Richard, 39, says she spent $167 to take her daughters Heather, 12, Crystal, 14, and Hala, 18, to the B96 Summerbash at the Bridgeview stadium.

The trip to see stars including Akon, Rihanna and Hilary Duff perform was intended to be a family celebration of Crystal's eighth-grade graduation.

But the outing was soured during a pre-show performance inside the stadium grounds, Richard said.

"The dancers were handing out CDs, so I went to the front to get one for Heather," she said.

"Heather has a disability similar to Tourette's syndrome, which makes her nervous in crowds and clench her fists when she's excited, so she couldn't ask herself.

"But when I told the dancer she was disabled, he wouldn't give me one.

"I asked again and he handed Heather a pink bag -- when I saw what was inside, I was shocked."

Inside the bag, which was put together by Lisle-based nightclub promotions company Mixmaster Throwdown, were two condoms, a catalogue for the adult store Lover's Lane, an explicit CD titled "Vigina," "Bearly Legal" sun-tan lotion sachets printed with marijuana leaves and a book of gag "sex coupons" entitling the bearer to direct sex videos and other sexual favors.

"I am disgusted they would promote sex and drugs to a 12-year-old," Richard said.

"About 90 percent of the people at the concert were teens and pre-teens -- this was completely inappropriate."

Eric Gorde, of the Lover's Lane marketing department admitted it had been "a mistake" to supply giveaways for the concert.

Last Update for Today

Friends remember

Couple who fell off building remembered

(Columbia) - Friends of the two people who died Wednesday when they fell off a downtown Columbia rooftop are speaking out about the kind of people they were.

The victims, 21-year-old Brent Tyler of Hilton Head and 21-year-old Chelsea Tumbleston of the Isle of Palms, died when they fell off the Palmetto Armory building on Laurel Street around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

An autopsy Thursday confirmed that the two died from the fall, and not from any injuries prior to the incident.

Tyler and Tumbleston both worked at the Wild Wings location in the Vista. Tumbleston also worked at the location in Harbison.

Brian Corey says he was a friend of Tyler for three years, and worked at the restaurant with him.

"I'm still in shock," says Corey. "It's kinda one of those things you just really don't know how to answer ever, no matter if it's a friend or family. It's never really easy."

Corey says the two had met in Hilton Head, and would hang out together. "He was a great kid. Very fun to work with him. He always turned every situation around, and was able to make everyone laugh. A really good kid."

Deanne Morris had known Tumbleston for four years, and had been her roommate for the last year.

"She was my tv buddy, she was my cooking buddy, she was my heart and soul," says Morris. "She was my everything."

"She was a good daugther, sister, friend, that would just brighten anyone's heart," says Morris. "Whatever room she was in, everywhere she went, she made friends. Good friends. She was always there for anybody and everybody."

Columbia Police Chief Dean Crisp says Tyler and Tumbleston were found by a taxi driver in one of the lanes of the 900 block of Laurel Street around 5:30 a.m.

Sergeant Florence McCants says the victims fell 50 to 60 feet from the sloping metal roof of the Palmetto Armory Building. They were taken to the hospital with serious injuries, and died a short time later. Crisp says the victims were found nude.

Police say there was no evidence of alcohol or drugs at the scene.

At this point, it appears the two got onto the roof by an adjacent parking garage. That's where officers say they found what they believe are the victim's clothes.

Naomi Mosley and her husband occasionally sleep at the parking garage where the couple gained access to the roof. She says she saw at least some of what led up to the deaths.

"I was getting up, packing up my stuff to get it out of the place," she says, when she noticed a young, nude couple arrive in a car, and climb onto the roof.

"When they came in, they was laughling, laughing and happy," says Mosley. "Her arm was up in the air, and he was pulling her up. He said 'baby I got you.'"

"If I could have gave them a warning, and tell them that's dangerous, go some other place," she says in retrospect.

Instead, Naomi says she and her husband decided to just mind their own business. They packed up their belongings and exited the parking garage around 5:30 a.m.

She then saw the taxi cab driver who found the bodies. Police were arriving to block off the streets.

"I said Lord God, I hope they gave their soul to you."

Naomi says it's a sight she wishes she'd never seen.

"Right now, I feel heartache that it happened. Because I don't want my worst enemy to fall off no roof like that."

Update: Did you feel that?

Did the earth move for you was that just AAAAAHHHHHHHH.....!!







Here's the roof they fell from









and here's the happy couple

(Columbia) - The Richland County Coroner has identified a man and woman who fell to their deaths from a building on Laurel Street in downtown Columbia.

Late Wednesday night, Coroner Gary Watts identified the victims as 21-year-old Brent Tyler of Hilton Head and 21-year-old Chelsea Tumbleston of the Isle of Palms. Watts says he believes the two are students.

An autopsy will be performed Thursday.

An employee of Wild Wings confirmed to News19 that Tyler and Tumbleston both worked at the Wild Wings location in the Vista. Tumbleston also worked at the location in Harbison.

Columbia Police Chief Dean Crisp says Tyler and Tubleston were found by a taxi driver in one of the lanes of the 900 block of Laurel Street around 5:30 a.m.

Sergeant Florence McCants says the victims fell 50 to 60 feet from the sloping metal roof of the Palmetto Armory Building. They were taken to the hospital with serious injuries, and died a short time later. Crisp says the victims were found nude.

Police say there was no evidence of alcohol or drugs at the scene.

At this point, it appears the two got onto the roof by an adjacent parking garage. That's where officers say they found what they believe are the victim's clothes.

Naomi Mosley and her husband occasionally sleep at the parking garage where the couple gained access to the roof. She says she saw at least some of what led up to the deaths.

"I was getting up, packing up my stuff to get it out of the place," she says, when she noticed a young, nude couple arrive in a car, and climb onto the roof.

"When they came in, they was laughling, laughing and happy," says Mosley. "Her arm was up in the air, and he was pulling her up. He said 'baby I got you.'"

"If I could have gave them a warning, and tell them that's dangerous, go some other place," she says in retrospect.

Instead, Naomi says she and her husband decided to just mind their own business. They packed up their belongings and exited the parking garage around 5:30 a.m.

She then saw the taxi cab driver who found the bodies. Police were arriving to block off the streets.

"I said Lord God, I hope they gave their soul to you."

Naomi says it's a sight she wishes she'd never seen.

"Right now, I feel heartache that it happened. Because I don't want my worst enemy to fall off no roof like that."