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Hunter Arrested In Blind Pig Slaying
POSTED: 2:42 pm HST April 26, 2009

HONOLULU -- A hunter has been arrested for allegedly stabbing to death a blind pet pig at an animal shelter in Hawaii Kai.
The slaughtered 6-month-old pig was named Keller, after Helen Keller, and belonged to Hawaii Animal Sanctuary, which cares for abused, abandoned, disabled and sick animals.
Witnesses say a group of hunters drove up on a private road, set loose a pack of hunting dogs that mauled the pig before one of the hunters stabbed it to death.
The sanctuary is operated by Gary Weller and Gina Lay.
Lay said Keller has only known human kindness so he wasn't prepared for what happened to him.

"oops, I thought it was Rosie O'Donnel"

How can you be called a hunter if you stab a blind pig??? He should be called an "Opportunist" (the pollitically correct term)!!

There is actually a Jazz bar in Ann Arbor, Mi called the "Blind Pig"

USPDF (aka: U. S. Pole Dance Federation) Championships

Can the cable company replace the Golf Channel with this??

http://www.uspoledance.com/

(make sure you check out the sponsors...(http://mightygrip.info/index.php?cPath=74&osCsid=aebccb26e3aedfd3ce795bbff3717d27)

The folks at Dick Butkus' place down the road could benefit from this video..

Isn't there any quality control in this industry?

I see that things are getting desperate in Pennsylvania

Police: hooker turned tricks while son, 7, watched

By Inquirer Staff

A 36-year-old woman who was arrested on charges of prostitution sometimes turned tricks in a filthy Bucks County motel room while her 7-year-old son watched, officials say.

Authorities said Catherine Thomas kept her son locked in the shower in her room at the Mall Motel on Lincoln Highway near the Neshaminy Mall in Bensalem while she entertained men.

Bensalem Public Safety Director Fred Harran said the boy prayed "to ask God for forgiveness for what he saw his mother did."

Thomas was arrested after she offered to have sex for $130 with an undercover officer of the Bensalem Special Victim's Unit.

Officers found the boy in the bathroom. Three dogs also were living in the room, police said.

Thomas was ordered held on $20,000 bail yesterday on charges of endangering the welfare of a child, prostitution and possession of marijuana.

The boy was placed in the custody of the Bucks County Children and Youth Social Services Agency. The dogs were taken to a shelter for evaluation.

Who's on 1st???

Fort Pierce stabbing revolved around permission to use bathroom, police say
By Will Greenlee (Contact)Originally published 10:21 a.m., April 20, 2009Updated 10:21 a.m., April 20, 2009

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FORT PIERCE — A 26-year-old man accused of stabbing another man after that man let his girlfriend use the alleged stabber's bathroom is facing a felony charge, according to an arrest affidavit released Monday.
Juan Diaz, of the 600 block of Texas Court, was arrested on an aggravated battery with a deadly weapon charge in connection with the 3:36 a.m. Saturday incidents.
The victim told police that he and his girlfriend went to Diaz's home. When the girlfriend headed to the restroom, Diaz ”got upset at him for letting her use his bathroom” and stabbed the victim's arm and face.
The victim, who had a small cut on the face and a big slash on his right arm, tried to use a plastic chair to defend himself and took the knife from Diaz.
Diaz, who also had a stab wound to his arm, said the victim cut him. Diaz explained that when he drinks with his friends he's not allowed to speak about what happens.
Asked about the cuts on the victim, Diaz said the victim must have cut himself and blamed it on Diaz.
The victim's girlfriend said Diaz made a derogatory comment to her as she left the bathroom and said, [open quote]”I'm next,”[close quote] the affidavit states.
She left and didn't see the confrontation.

Linda Lovelace has Nuthin' on this guy

Stop Eating Scissors
This guy was picking his teeth with a pair of scissors and then started laughing and down go the scissors. Ouch, he lived and is fine!

Oh. that's some good pretending

That water's cold! And it's deep, too!

Man Falls Urinating Off Highway 77 Bridge
BLOOMINGTON, Minn. (WCCO) ―

A man who was attempting to urinate off of the Highway 77 bridge in Bloomington, Minn. was hurt after falling off the edge.
Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the Highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet below.The caller said he was driving north when his 23-year-old friend, who he said had been drinking, told him to pull into the bridge's emergency lane so he could urinate.
The man looked at his friend and pretended to fall off the bridge before actually falling off for real, landing about 30 feet below in a grassy area.The Eagan Fire Department retrieved the man using a chair lift. He was then taken to Hennepin County Medical Center, where he is currently in stable condition with serious injuries.Police did not provide the man's identity.

Remind me not to go to any entertainment venues in Canton, Ohio

A 52 year old 'novice' stripper???!!?

Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
By Beacon Journal staff
POSTED: 12:30 p.m. EDT, Apr 20, 2009
A 52-year-old woman who took a job as an exotic dancer to help make ends meet was attacked on her first day by a jealous co-worker armed with a stiletto shoe, police said.
The altercation occurred Friday night at Club 1245 at 1245 E. Tallmadge Ave., according to Akron police.
The victim received multiple cuts to her face that were treated at a local hospital with seven staples, police said. She has refused to discuss the incident with detectives.
Police said the victim needed extra money and got the job with the help of a friend. Friday was her first day, and as she walked into the basement dressing room, she was attacked by a co-worker armed with the shoe, police said.
''The other girls were upset she was there and said, 'We don't need any more dancers around here,' '' Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said.
A dancer then took her high-heeled shoe and began striking the rookie stripper in the face, police said. The victim was taken to Akron General Medical Center, where nurses contacted police.
The victim left the emergency room before police arrived. Edwards said the dancer did not want to make a report. However, hospital officials are obligated under Ohio law to report the assault.
The suspect is described only as a black female in her late 40s.
Also see: Fox 8 Cleveland's video report
A 52-year-old woman who took a job as an exotic dancer to help make ends meet was attacked on her first day by a jealous co-worker armed with a stiletto shoe, police said.
The altercation occurred Friday night at Club 1245 at 1245 E. Tallmadge Ave., according to Akron police.
The victim received multiple cuts to her face that were treated at a local hospital with seven staples, police said. She has refused to discuss the incident with detectives.
Police said the victim needed extra money and got the job with the help of a friend. Friday was her first day, and as she walked into the basement dressing room, she was attacked by a co-worker armed with the shoe, police said.
''The other girls were upset she was there and said, 'We don't need any more dancers around here,' '' Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said.
A dancer then took her high-heeled shoe and began striking the rookie stripper in the face, police said. The victim was taken to Akron General Medical Center, where nurses contacted police.
The victim left the emergency room before police arrived. Edwards said the dancer did not want to make a report. However, hospital officials are obligated under Ohio law to report the assault.
The suspect is described only as a black female in her late 40s.

Cause if there's one restaurant that gets ME going its

Young girls walk into four people having sex in restaurant bathroom
South Bend

Posted: 7:15 PM Apr 16, 2009

Last Updated: 11:43 PM Apr 16, 2009



The parents of two young girls say their daughters walked into a downtown restaurant bathroom and saw four people having sex. Their parents are so disturbed, they want all parents to be aware.
"They saw two women servicing two men in the restroom," Robert Schumann says. "Eleven years old is still not old enough to learn about such things as that."
"My 11-year-old asked me, 'How come two women were coming out of the bathroom and why were two guys in there?’ Melissa Schumann, the girls’ mother, says. ‘And they were making funny noises.'"
The Schumann’s contacted the managers at Taco Bell and suggested they lock the doors.
"She turned around and told me they used to lock the bathrooms because of this very issue but she was told to keep them unlocked because of all the complaints they got about the doors being locked," Robert says.
Taco Bell Spokesperson, Rob Poetsch, sent a statement that reads:
“The safety of our customers is our number one priority, and although this is an isolated incident, we’re having self-locking doors installed as a precautionary measure.”
Newscenter 16 went into the Taco Bell Thursday and found a note on the bathroom doors asking customers to get a key from the counter and lock the door behind them. But we were able to walk into the women’s room without a key. Once we spoke to a manager, she locked the doors right in front of us.
"It's scary because now I don't want to send my children to the bathroom by themselves and my 11-year-old doesn't want to be treated like a child,” Melissa explains. “She wants to feel grown up. I can't do that now."
"I was fuming. I was angry. I was upset. I was concerned," Robert says. He is pleased now the restaurant is taking action and installing locks to prevent people from wandering in.
South Bend police say public sex happens very often and in many places. They say they’ve gotten calls from this Taco Bell before, as well as other fast food restaurants, bars, cars, parks and almost any public place. But police say by the time they arrive, those having sex are either gone or not committing the act anymore.
Still, the Schumanns never thought having lunch at noon on a Saturday would turn so disturbing.
"We see police there all the time...eating there. And I figure, all right, police have made themselves known there so it should be relatively safe,” Melissa explains. “Nothing can really happen here. Oh, I was so wrong. I was so wrong."

I just liked the picture

McDonald's golden arches topple in Arizona high winds, crush Naperville couple

April 17, 2009
BY STEFANO ESPOSITO AND DAVE NEWBART Staff Reporters
A giant set of golden arches outside a McDonald’s in eastern Arizona toppled in high winds Wednesday, crushing a Naperville couple’s Chevy Trailblazer as they sat inside the parked vehicle.
Retirees Russell and Carolyn Janke suffered multiple injuries. They had stopped at the McDonald’s on the Navajo Nation reservation in Window Rock as they were making their way back to suburban Chicago from their winter home near Tucson.
Navajo acting Police Chief Steven Nelson said winds hit 60 mph Wednesday, causing the sign to be blown down from atop a pole across the street from the restaurant.
“It was a freak accident,’’ Nelson said.
Carolyn Janke, 68, was trapped inside the SUV and had to be cut out of the vehicle by rescue crews, Nelson said.
Both were taken to the Fort Defiance Indian Health Service. Carolyn Janke was later transported to St. Joseph’s Hospital and Medical Center in Phoenix — about six hours from Window Rock — where she remained in intensive care Thursday, her daughter-in-law, Ann Janke, told the Chicago Sun-Times.
Carolyn Janke, who was knocked unconscious, has a fractured spinalcolumn and a fractured sternum, her daughter-in-law said. Russell Janke, 70, a retired engineer, was hit in the head and “has over 70 stitches,” she said.
Ann Janke said she’s desperately trying to get more information about the accident.
“How could that sign not be properly secured? That’s what I want to know,” she said. “I’m mad. You don’t think you park under a sign . . . and giant golden arches are going to come smashing down on you.”
Roy Talker, the owner of the Window Rock franchise, issued a statement Thursday, saying, “We are genuinely concerned about the recovery of those involved. We are fully cooperating with the authorities on their investigation.”
Talker also said, “Without having all the facts, it would be inappropriate to speculate on what may have happened.”
Nelson said the incident was still under investigation but said,“We have not had any reports of any problems with the sign.’’
But Richardson Laughing, who works nearby, said he has been worried about the sign toppling for a while.
“I’ve been working here two years and I’ve seen it blow back and forth in the wind,’’ Laughing told the Navajo Times newspaper. “I’ve been saying to my wife that it’s going to blow over sometime.’’

Now that should be a real profit center out of Chi-town

Apr 15, 2009 10:20 am US/Central
United To Charge Heavier Passengers Twice To Fly
Airline Says Overweight Travelers Will Need To Buy Extra Seats Or Be Denied Entry To Planes
CHICAGO (CBS) ―
If "beefy" or "curvy" describes you, here is a word of warning: United Airlines will begin aggressively enforcing a new policy that allows it to charge heavier passengers twice to fly. United will now implement new policies for passengers they deem to be overweight. Under the rules outlined by United, passengers who "are unable to fit into a single seat in the ticketed cabin; are unable to properly buckle the seatbelt using a single seatbelt extender; and/or are unable to put the seat's armrests down when seated" will be denied boarding unless they purchase an extra seat.If no empty seat exists, the passenger will be forced to take a later flight. "The seat purchase or upgrade must be completed for each leg of the itinerary," the United policy states. "If a customer meeting any of the above-listed criteria decides not to upgrade or purchase a ticket for an additional seat, he or she will not be permitted to board the flight."The policy applies to tickets bought on or after March 4, for travel on Wednesday or later, according to the United Web site."Please understand that we care a great deal about all of our customers' well-being, and we have implemented this policy to help ensure that everyone's travel experiences with United are comfortable and pleasant," United said on its Web site.While the directive has some United customer service representatives questioning the wisdom or legality of such charges, the double charge has become common practice in the industry.The other major carrier at O'Hare International Airport, American Airlines, begs to differ. American spokesman Tim Smith said that while the airline has the right to require a second ticket, it will do so only if it can find no other solution, such as re-seating the passenger next to an empty seat at no extra charge. "I don't remember us ever having to impose such a charge," said American spokesperson Mary Frances Fagan. Southwest Airlines also is known to be aggressive about imposing the double charge.

Whip It Good!!!

Paris' New Look -- So Ladylike
Posted Apr 3rd 2009 11:31AM by TMZ Staff
Doing her best sadomasochistic Lady GaGa impersonation by wearing some sort of futuristic three-piece bikini contraption/torture device, Paris Hilton assembled all her vaguely feminine parts and materialized on the balcony of the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday.

continuing the news from europe

High-speed sex costly in Norway

A man faces a hefty fine and a driving ban after being caught having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on a motorway in Norway, police have said.
Officers initially trailed the couple's car after noticing it was swerving from side to side and travelling at 33km/h (20mph) over the road's speed limit.
But they soon realised the erratic driving was due to the woman "sitting on the man's lap", a spokesman said.
After filming the exploit for evidence, they pulled them over at a rest area.
The 28-year-old man's punishment will be decided within the next week, but police said he was likely to face a fine of several thousand Norwegian kroner and a lengthy driving ban.
"Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know," Tor Stein Hagen, a superintendent with Soendre Buskerud Police District, told the AFP news agency.
"[The vehicle] was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we say," he added.
"He couldn't see much because her back was in the way."
Despite her prominent role in the incident, the 21-year-old woman was permitted by police to drive her lover home.

Those Wacky Germans

Another case of true life being stranger than fiction! Good work if you can get it...

is that just a snake he's holding?

In Tennesse, I see that Lane Kiffin has managed to be upstaged in the bad behavior department:

A man who taught in Murfreesboro and Metro city schools has been arrested on charges he’s been secretly taping teenagers having sex in his house.
According Metro police, Louis Jay Levine was arrested this morning by sex crimes detectives on federal charges of producing child pornography.
Levine, 52, was a science teacher in Murfreesboro City Schools and an occasional substitute teacher at Metro Nashville Public Schools. He was placed on administrative leave April 1 in Murfreesboro and taken off the substitute list at Metro, according to police and school officials.
According to police, Levine had an outbuilding where teenagers were given marijuana and alcohol and had sex. Levine had an elaborate monitoring system with cameras installed in the outbuilding as well as other rooms in the main house on Alton Road, according to police.
Also in the home was a room with a waterbed with a wooden box over it that was wired for videotaping, police said.
Hundreds of homemade videotapes were recovered from his bedroom. Teenagers interviewed by police who spent time at Levine’s house said they didn’t know they were being videotaped. According to police, people who were teenagers as far back as the 1980s told police they engaged in similar activity at Levine’s house. A neighbor said Levine had only lived in the Alton Road address for about eight to 10 years. The house once belonged to his parents and Levine moved into that house after his parents died, the neighbor said.
Levine is being charged federally under a provision for interstate and foreign commerce, because the video camera and tapes he used were made in Japan, according to federal prosecutors.